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This is the worst day for me. Nothing dramatic. (You broke the rules Trunks! No freedom fries for YOU!)
I was playing football with my friends, and this one guy had a bad habit of wanting to remove the clothing materials from other males while playing contact sports.
I was playing running back, and when my friend handed me the ball I slipped on his foot. The shirt-ripper got ahold of my shirt and ripped it clean off. I fell to the ground and landed on the ball, but the contact point of the ball was its tip... To my johnson.
And then after that I went home and found out someone crashed into my car... Hit and run. It was such a pretty car too.
1968 Pontiac Firebird Formula 400. Yellow with black stripes.
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