[Hero]

Man it's hard to meet a right girl.

I've gone through 8 girlfriends to date, and it seems like every girl I meet, although I'm more experienced, finds a weird, cruel and unusual way to screw me over.

Most recently, I met this girl... She was a 10/10 in the looks and personality factor. Little did I know, this was the weird thing about her. She wanted to have a crush on me, but she didn't want to go out with me. Meaning, she had feelings for me up the wazoole, but she didn't wanna date me because all she wanted to do was have a crush on me. What's up with that?