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The thing
Palmer: you have to be ****ing kidding me!
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palmer: shit doc i will give you the ride.
doc: no!
paler: ok but thank's for thinking about it though.
Dude where's my car
Jesse: dude where's my car?
chester: where's your car dude?
Jesse: i dont know dude.
*chester starts snickering*
Jesse: dude shut up it's not funny!!
Just married
Tom: welcome to the honey moon from hell peter!!
Peter: whoa what's going on here?
Peter: i saw you kissing my wife!
*i forgot her name in the movie* britnay murphey: yeah well what about that red bra!?
Peter: your man sick man tom
Tom: no im going to kick your ass!
peter: i warned you i trained with a old monk.
Tom: good well maybe he taught you how to take a firepoker right out of your ass!!
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