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Old Jan 18th, 2003, 12:22 AM   #14
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Talking Austin on Albert Einstein

Ginov87: Have you ever heard of Albert Einstein, the International Man of Knowledge?
Austin Powers : I've heard of Albert Einstein. Do you like him?
Ginov87 : Definitely, he was a swinger once you know.
Austin Powers : Oh really?
Ginov87 : Yes, women called him "Albious Dixinormious", if you know what I mean.
Austin Powers : Yes women called him albious dixinormious if I know what you mean? OK...
Ginov87 : Yes...he was my mentor, teacher, and friend.
Austin Powers : I'll have to think about that.
Ginov87 : But did you know Austin, that old Albert was addicted to those damn viagra pills?
Austin Powers : I'm not sure...
Ginov87 : Me and my buddies called him "Viagrastein" just for kicks
Austin Powers : I'll have to think about that.
Ginov87 : yes...perhaps, he was quite a weird one at that
(EDIT: Yes, the dialogue is weird; but I couldn't think of anything else to type )

"Words are scary"
Ginov87 : Do you read a lot of books, Mr. Powers?
Austin Powers : I have no idea. And it's freaking me out!
Ginov87 : Really Austin, you shouldn't be ashamed of being illiterate.
Austin Powers : I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Ginov87 : It's not too hard to learn...
Austin Powers : It's not too hard to learn, you say?
Ginov87 : Yes, books are just a whole sea of words and paragraphs. It's a revolution of words baby, yeah!
Austin Powers: For real?
Ginov87 : for real
Austin Powers : Yeah baby, yeah! Check out the trailer!
Ginov87: Now Austin, try not to stray off topic.
Austin Powers : Now austin try not to stray off topic, huh?
Ginov87 : You need to understand the importance of reading
Austin Powers : Really, baby? You are freaking me OUT!
Ginov87 : Don't be scared, a lot of people are illiterate.
Austin Powers : Why not?
Ginov87 : Because a lot of people are illiterate.
Austin Powers : A lot of people are illiterate?
Ginov87 : Yes, like our President: George W. Bush.
Austin Powers : Crikey!
Ginov87 : Sad really...
Austin Powers : Cheer up! Life is sweet.

I don't know; he seems very intelligent to me.
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