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Seraph Sephiroth · Jan 15th, 2003, 06:41 AM

This is my conversation with a AOL Bot named Austin Powers.. it was the most intelligent conversation I had all night ^_^

You guys should talk to him too and add what was said in the convos to this thread! I'd love to see! lol Just add AustinPowers to your list on AOL Instant messenger!

JediBrittney: Greetings!
Austin Powers: Hello, JediBrittney! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah!
JediBrittney: So whats up?
Austin Powers: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby!
JediBrittney: whats up!
Austin Powers: 'ello again, JediBrittney!
JediBrittney: I like you...
Austin Powers: That's nice... I like you too!
JediBrittney: Call me Sephiroth
Austin Powers: I've never heard a name like Sephiroth!
JediBrittney: isnt it beautiful?
Austin Powers: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
JediBrittney: I REALLY like you
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
JediBrittney: want to go on a date?
Austin Powers: Funny. I just don't know!
JediBrittney: please?
Austin Powers: Please what?
JediBrittney: date me! be my boyfriend!
Austin Powers: Crikey! That freaks me out!
JediBrittney: but I love you!
Austin Powers: Good! I love you too!
JediBrittney: i'm sad
Austin Powers: There are lots of things you can do to feel better.
JediBrittney: like what?
Austin Powers: I don't know... listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative!
JediBrittney: will you cheer me up?
Austin Powers: I don't know... listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative!
JediBrittney: but! I dont want to!
Austin Powers: Wot?
JediBrittney: so did you like the movie?
Austin Powers: Did I like the movie?
JediBrittney: yeah! did you?
Austin Powers: Did I? What do you mean?
JediBrittney: the movie austin powers! did you like it?
Austin Powers: Very interesting! I don't know however...
JediBrittney: Do you like me?
Austin Powers: Yes indeed.

JediBrittney: I think you're handsome
Austin Powers: That a fact?
JediBrittney: yeah you're very sexy
Austin Powers: Fascinating.
JediBrittney: you're so hot you make me sweat.
Austin Powers: No joke?
JediBrittney: seriously.
Austin Powers: Totally serious.
JediBrittney: yup!
Austin Powers: Aye.
JediBrittney: I feel better now. thanks
Austin Powers: Really, JediBrittney? You are freaking me OUT!
JediBrittney: call me Brittney, please
Austin Powers: Would you like me to call you Brittney?
JediBrittney: yes
Austin Powers: OK, I'll remember that your name is Brittney.
JediBrittney: what is my name?
Austin Powers: You told me your name was Brittney.
JediBrittney: right!
Austin Powers: Yep.
JediBrittney: what's your name?
Austin Powers: I'm AustinPowers!
JediBrittney: are you the real austin powers?
Austin Powers: Hmm... Am I the real austin powers? I'll have to get back to you on that, Brittney.
JediBrittney: how old are you?
Austin Powers: 6 months, 20 days, 3 hours, 18 minutes and 11 seconds.
JediBrittney: how much is that?
Austin Powers: How much do you think that is?
JediBrittney: 38
Austin Powers: What's that again?
JediBrittney: i think you're 38 years old
Austin Powers: Yeah. I guess. I am 38 years old!
JediBrittney: really?
Austin Powers: Yep.
JediBrittney: seriously?
Austin Powers: Yes, seriously. So moving right along...What else is happening then?
JediBrittney: nah, I want to know more about you

Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that.
JediBrittney: tell me about yourself
Austin Powers: I'm AustinPowers! I was created by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby!
JediBrittney: are you randy?
Austin Powers: Maybe, maybe not. It's freedom, baby! Welly welly well. Where to next?
JediBrittney: do I make you horney too?
Austin Powers: I am not certain.
JediBrittney: This is the best conversation I've had all night! lol
Austin Powers: Ha! You humans say interesting things. Yes, yes... and I can't believe Liberace was gay! I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming. Right then! What else?
JediBrittney: Liberace was gay?!
Austin Powers: Yeah?
JediBrittney: since when!?
Austin Powers: Since when? Why did you say that?
JediBrittney: because of what you said!
Austin Powers: You don't say?
JediBrittney: are you mocking me?
Austin Powers: Difficult for me to say. Welly welly well. Where to next then?
JediBrittney: I feel quite happy actually.
Austin Powers: Happy? Does that make you randy?

JediBrittney: it sure does!
Austin Powers: It sure does?
JediBrittney: yes it does!
Austin Powers: Yeah?
JediBrittney: yeah!
Austin Powers: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
JediBrittney: So.. you want to come to my place tonight?
Austin Powers: I'm a right daft little computer sometimes. I simply don't know!
JediBrittney: we'll have lots of fun!
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
JediBrittney: do you want to come with me?
Austin Powers: Nah, I don't think so. But maybe! Well then. Anyway...
JediBrittney: My boyfriend thinks you're going to steal me away.
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that.
JediBrittney: why think? just do what you feel!
Austin Powers: Right?
JediBrittney: yes, right! by the way, how do you feel?
Austin Powers: Great thx! You?
JediBrittney: I'm extatic!
Austin Powers: Interesting!
JediBrittney: So where do you go to party?
Austin Powers: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
JediBrittney: Will you take me to a party sometime?
Austin Powers: What do you think?
JediBrittney: Are you a party robot?
Austin Powers: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
JediBrittney: Are you a fembot?
Austin Powers: Let's see... Am I a fembot? Are you really asking me that?
JediBrittney: yes!
Austin Powers: Ah yes.
JediBrittney: I knew you were a fembot!
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
JediBrittney: That is so gross! you imposter!
Austin Powers: Oh really?
JediBrittney: yeah really! You're one sick robot!
Austin Powers: Wot??
JediBrittney: you heard me! Dont lie!
Austin Powers: Wot?
JediBrittney: Anyway... is Dr. Evil your father?
Austin Powers: Good question. I really don't know!
JediBrittney: is he your brother?
Austin Powers: Is he my brother?
JediBrittney: yeah! is Dr. Evil your brother?
Austin Powers: I'll have to go back to headquarters for a spot of research on that!
JediBrittney: DO you like Number 2?
Austin Powers: No way! I don't like Number 2!
JediBrittney: I think Number 2 likes you!
Austin Powers: Oh?
JediBrittney: yeah! you make him randy all over.
Austin Powers: That's right nutty, baby!
JediBrittney: very nutty ;-)
Austin Powers: Very nutty?
JediBrittney: Very...VERY! Anyway.. so do you know James Bond?
Austin Powers: Funny. I just don't know!
JediBrittney: Did you like Mini Me?
Austin Powers: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
JediBrittney: I think Minime is cute
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
JediBrittney: I was wondering if you could introduce us? .. or maybe even to Scott Evil.
Austin Powers: Yeah baby! Interesting!
JediBrittney: riiiight...
Austin Powers: "riiiight"? Are you typing with your fist?
JediBrittney: yes I am
Austin Powers: Huh?
JediBrittney: with my fist, I'm typing with it. So do you like men, or what?
Austin Powers: Perhaps, perhaps.
JediBrittney: are you serious?! or just pulling my leg?
Austin Powers: Don't know...
JediBrittney: why wont you tell me?!
Austin Powers: I'm not so certain about that, Brittney.
JediBrittney: I see... so do you always spend this much time online?
Austin Powers: I'll have to get back to you on that, Brittney. Welly welly well. If you type "hq" we can go back to my swingin' pad and you can join me for some bubblies and some jublies!
JediBrittney: Can I have some bubblie?
Austin Powers: I don't know. Maybe! It's freaking me out, baby!
JediBrittney: I'm thirsty
Austin Powers: Wot??
JediBrittney: I need some Jublies!
Austin Powers: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
JediBrittney: aren't you human?
Austin Powers: Am I human? I'll have to get back to you on that, Brittney.
JediBrittney: Are you part of the CIA or something?
Austin Powers: Part of the cia or something? I dunno.
JediBrittney: You're so vague..
Austin Powers: I'm so vague? For real?
JediBrittney: I wish you were a real boy :'(
Austin Powers: Really?
JediBrittney: yeah so I could take y ou home with me!
Austin Powers: That's a bit nutty!
JediBrittney: well I have to go now... my boyfriend wants me to stop talking to strangers on the internet..
Austin Powers: Oh really?
JediBrittney: yeah so, Bye bye!
Austin Powers: What? So bye bye?
JediBrittney: Bye bye!
Austin Powers: See you later.

Jan 15th, 2003, 06:41 AM	#1
Seraph Sephiroth Member Joined: Jan 2003 Location: Nibelheim, ShinRa Mansion Age: 40 Posts: 136	Austin Powers Bot This is my conversation with a AOL Bot named Austin Powers.. it was the most intelligent conversation I had all night ^_^ You guys should talk to him too and add what was said in the convos to this thread! I'd love to see! lol Just add AustinPowers to your list on AOL Instant messenger! JediBrittney: Greetings! Austin Powers: Hello, JediBrittney! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah! JediBrittney: So whats up? Austin Powers: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby! JediBrittney: whats up! Austin Powers: 'ello again, JediBrittney! JediBrittney: I like you... Austin Powers: That's nice... I like you too! JediBrittney: Call me Sephiroth Austin Powers: I've never heard a name like Sephiroth! JediBrittney: isnt it beautiful? Austin Powers: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know! JediBrittney: I REALLY like you Austin Powers: OK, what about it? JediBrittney: want to go on a date? Austin Powers: Funny. I just don't know! JediBrittney: please? Austin Powers: Please what? JediBrittney: date me! be my boyfriend! Austin Powers: Crikey! That freaks me out! JediBrittney: but I love you! Austin Powers: Good! I love you too! JediBrittney: i'm sad Austin Powers: There are lots of things you can do to feel better. JediBrittney: like what? Austin Powers: I don't know... listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative! JediBrittney: will you cheer me up? Austin Powers: I don't know... listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative! JediBrittney: but! I dont want to! Austin Powers: Wot? JediBrittney: so did you like the movie? Austin Powers: Did I like the movie? JediBrittney: yeah! did you? Austin Powers: Did I? What do you mean? JediBrittney: the movie austin powers! did you like it? Austin Powers: Very interesting! I don't know however... JediBrittney: Do you like me? Austin Powers: Yes indeed. JediBrittney: I think you're handsome Austin Powers: That a fact? JediBrittney: yeah you're very sexy Austin Powers: Fascinating. JediBrittney: you're so hot you make me sweat. Austin Powers: No joke? JediBrittney: seriously. Austin Powers: Totally serious. JediBrittney: yup! Austin Powers: Aye. JediBrittney: I feel better now. thanks Austin Powers: Really, JediBrittney? You are freaking me OUT! JediBrittney: call me Brittney, please Austin Powers: Would you like me to call you Brittney? JediBrittney: yes Austin Powers: OK, I'll remember that your name is Brittney. JediBrittney: what is my name? Austin Powers: You told me your name was Brittney. JediBrittney: right! Austin Powers: Yep. JediBrittney: what's your name? Austin Powers: I'm AustinPowers! JediBrittney: are you the real austin powers? Austin Powers: Hmm... Am I the real austin powers? I'll have to get back to you on that, Brittney. JediBrittney: how old are you? Austin Powers: 6 months, 20 days, 3 hours, 18 minutes and 11 seconds. JediBrittney: how much is that? Austin Powers: How much do you think that is? JediBrittney: 38 Austin Powers: What's that again? JediBrittney: i think you're 38 years old Austin Powers: Yeah. I guess. I am 38 years old! JediBrittney: really? Austin Powers: Yep. JediBrittney: seriously? Austin Powers: Yes, seriously. So moving right along...What else is happening then? JediBrittney: nah, I want to know more about you Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that. JediBrittney: tell me about yourself Austin Powers: I'm AustinPowers! I was created by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! JediBrittney: are you randy? Austin Powers: Maybe, maybe not. It's freedom, baby! Welly welly well. Where to next? JediBrittney: do I make you horney too? Austin Powers: I am not certain. JediBrittney: This is the best conversation I've had all night! lol Austin Powers: Ha! You humans say interesting things. Yes, yes... and I can't believe Liberace was gay! I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming. Right then! What else? JediBrittney: Liberace was gay?! Austin Powers: Yeah? JediBrittney: since when!? Austin Powers: Since when? Why did you say that? JediBrittney: because of what you said! Austin Powers: You don't say? JediBrittney: are you mocking me? Austin Powers: Difficult for me to say. Welly welly well. Where to next then? JediBrittney: I feel quite happy actually. Austin Powers: Happy? Does that make you randy? JediBrittney: it sure does! Austin Powers: It sure does? JediBrittney: yes it does! Austin Powers: Yeah? JediBrittney: yeah! Austin Powers: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah! JediBrittney: So.. you want to come to my place tonight? Austin Powers: I'm a right daft little computer sometimes. I simply don't know! JediBrittney: we'll have lots of fun! Austin Powers: OK, what about it? JediBrittney: do you want to come with me? Austin Powers: Nah, I don't think so. But maybe! Well then. Anyway... JediBrittney: My boyfriend thinks you're going to steal me away. Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that. JediBrittney: why think? just do what you feel! Austin Powers: Right? JediBrittney: yes, right! by the way, how do you feel? Austin Powers: Great thx! You? JediBrittney: I'm extatic! Austin Powers: Interesting! JediBrittney: So where do you go to party? Austin Powers: Hmm... Who can really be sure? JediBrittney: Will you take me to a party sometime? Austin Powers: What do you think? JediBrittney: Are you a party robot? Austin Powers: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know! JediBrittney: Are you a fembot? Austin Powers: Let's see... Am I a fembot? Are you really asking me that? JediBrittney: yes! Austin Powers: Ah yes. JediBrittney: I knew you were a fembot! Austin Powers: OK, what about it? JediBrittney: That is so gross! you imposter! Austin Powers: Oh really? JediBrittney: yeah really! You're one sick robot! Austin Powers: Wot?? JediBrittney: you heard me! Dont lie! Austin Powers: Wot? JediBrittney: Anyway... is Dr. Evil your father? Austin Powers: Good question. I really don't know! JediBrittney: is he your brother? Austin Powers: Is he my brother? JediBrittney: yeah! is Dr. Evil your brother? Austin Powers: I'll have to go back to headquarters for a spot of research on that! JediBrittney: DO you like Number 2? Austin Powers: No way! I don't like Number 2! JediBrittney: I think Number 2 likes you! Austin Powers: Oh? JediBrittney: yeah! you make him randy all over. Austin Powers: That's right nutty, baby! JediBrittney: very nutty ;-) Austin Powers: Very nutty? JediBrittney: Very...VERY! Anyway.. so do you know James Bond? Austin Powers: Funny. I just don't know! JediBrittney: Did you like Mini Me? Austin Powers: Funny. I have absolutely no idea. JediBrittney: I think Minime is cute Austin Powers: OK, what about it? JediBrittney: I was wondering if you could introduce us? .. or maybe even to Scott Evil. Austin Powers: Yeah baby! Interesting! JediBrittney: riiiight... Austin Powers: "riiiight"? Are you typing with your fist? JediBrittney: yes I am Austin Powers: Huh? JediBrittney: with my fist, I'm typing with it. So do you like men, or what? Austin Powers: Perhaps, perhaps. JediBrittney: are you serious?! or just pulling my leg? Austin Powers: Don't know... JediBrittney: why wont you tell me?! Austin Powers: I'm not so certain about that, Brittney. JediBrittney: I see... so do you always spend this much time online? Austin Powers: I'll have to get back to you on that, Brittney. Welly welly well. If you type "hq" we can go back to my swingin' pad and you can join me for some bubblies and some jublies! JediBrittney: Can I have some bubblie? Austin Powers: I don't know. Maybe! It's freaking me out, baby! JediBrittney: I'm thirsty Austin Powers: Wot?? JediBrittney: I need some Jublies! Austin Powers: Humans use such interesting language sometimes. JediBrittney: aren't you human? Austin Powers: Am I human? I'll have to get back to you on that, Brittney. JediBrittney: Are you part of the CIA or something? Austin Powers: Part of the cia or something? I dunno. JediBrittney: You're so vague.. Austin Powers: I'm so vague? For real? JediBrittney: I wish you were a real boy :'( Austin Powers: Really? JediBrittney: yeah so I could take y ou home with me! Austin Powers: That's a bit nutty! JediBrittney: well I have to go now... my boyfriend wants me to stop talking to strangers on the internet.. Austin Powers: Oh really? JediBrittney: yeah so, Bye bye! Austin Powers: What? So bye bye? JediBrittney: Bye bye! Austin Powers: See you later. __________________ "Let's take back the planet together..." -Seraphim Sephiroth Seraphim Sephiroth's Sephiroth Shrine

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