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Old Jan 10th, 2003, 02:16 PM   #28
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Originally posted by ssjtrunks13
I know that much but what about when they are reading the writings on the wall(post it if you remember)
as far as I can remember...
"get brother Maynard to have a look, he's our scholar"
"what does it say?"
"i'm not sure, it appears to be in Aramaic"
"of course! Joseph of Aramathia!"
"it's says: "here are written the last words of Joseph of Aramathia... the holy grail may be found in the castle of ... aaarrrrggghhhh""
"what?"
"the castle of aarrrrgggghhhh"
"perhaps he was dictating..."
<The Knights all try various "arghs">
"Theres a St Arghs in Cornwall is there not?"
"no... thats St Ives"
<continue to sound it out to find meaning in it>
"ahhhh!!!!!"
"no "arrgghh" - from the back of the throat"
"no... that was more like the sound one would make when surprised"
"you mean an "aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!" "
"yes thats it: "aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!" "
<the monster appears and they all run>

ok, so thats not 100% accurate, but you get the idea ^_^

[another quote I like... sorry, its Austin Powers 1 again]
"Austin! Dr Evil has just stolen a Nuclear Warhead enroute from Krablakistan!"
"There are only two things that scare me... and one of them is Nuclear War"
"... and the other?"
"Pardon?!"
"the other thing that scares you?"
"... Carnies... Circus Folk... Nomads you know... Small hands ... smell of Cabbage"

[ and one more for the road... AP1 and the Holy Grail are pure genius! ]
"All I ask is that I can have Sharks, with Fricking Laser Beams attached to their heads. Evidently my Cycloptic Colleage informs me that this is not so.... Ok what have we got."
"Sebass"
".... rriiiiggghhhttt"
"they are mutated Sebass"
"oh really?... are they ill tempered?"
"quite certainly"
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