Cannibal, what you need to stop worrying about getting a gf, it just happenes. If you force it mostly you'll get someone you don't like at all. I used to think like you, that I would never get a gf and I seem to be a girl repellent. Funny thing is that the cutest girl in class (maybe entire school) had a crush on me, a lonely computer geek. At first I thought it was a joke when she started to blow kisses at me but after a while I knew it was for real.
You would think I wouldn't turn down a offer as good as that but I did. Main reason is basically because I cant stand her guts. No doubt that she's sexy as hell but I ant stand being around her.
So, cannibal just stay cool and dont worry about it. You might be surprised.