[Cannibal Clown]

I've been single all my life and it f*cking sucks!!!!!!

There are a few chicks i'd like to get together with, but with the way my life has such a tendancy of being superbly gay, i doubt it will ever happen any time soon.

It seems that everyone else i hang out with are getting chicks finally, and have been like me and were usually always singe, but now it's like i'm the only one left, along with some of my other friends, but they don't seem to really care, and they all know that if they tried, they could all get a chick, but not me god damn it!!!!!

The nice "look at me I'm funny and kind and sweet" sh*t doesn't seem to work much for me either, and the whole fact that i'm always comming off as a retard, or a moron, or a dumb ass, or one of the other five thousand insults which can be used to describe me, seem to keep me from getting another of the opposite sex to really ever find me a likable type of guy.

And like all of my friends have clearly brought to my attention, the few girls i'd actually like to get with i have no chance in hell with whatsoever. And spending all day on the computer or in my room....well....it's getting kinda boring! One of these days I'm hoping that maybe I'll find a chick that does see something in me worth while, but so far the only ones like that I hate with a passion, or else just find them as ones completely opposite of me.

So my responce to me and my luck with girls... "Sh*t!!!!"

Anywho, glad for all of you other f*ckers who do have a good relationship with another, and find joy in your gift. So hooray for the upper scale people!! But for me, i'll just sit here, and waste away, single, and lonely. "damn it!"