or am I... *mysterious music plays in the background* *and then lightning flashes*
holy crap its snowing outside. that reminds me. I need to empty my wastebasket, its starting to attract gnats. That reminds me, I need to take a shower. I'll be back in 10 minutes everybody! keep my seat warm for me!!!
*the spatula has left the building* (just as it collapses behind him, cause its condemed)