General:
"I wonder if the people in the movies are watching us, just like we are watching them."
Specific:
Labyrinth: "Why can't I be Sarah and dance with the Goblin King?!?! WHY GOD WHHHYYYYYY!?!?!"
Zoolander: "Did Hansel /really/ pull his underwear out of his pants while wearing them?! 'Cuz WOW!"
and
"Awwww, Ben Stiller is so cute!"
Night at the Roxbury: "Why do those two girls have to break Doug and Steve's hearts?! WHY?!"
Queen of the Damned: "Did Anne Rice actually let them make this movie?!!?"
Evil Dead/2/Army of Darkness: "I wish Ash would give
me some sugar!"
Signs: "I wonder if the aliens will take Blue3vilx back home with them?"
Resident Evil, Thirteen Ghosts, any other movie involving running away from dead things or Richard Simmons: "Why don't the people running just kill themselves and save everyone a lot of time and money?! WHHHYYYY?!?!"
Fast and the Furious: "Why have I seen this movie four times and hated it each time?"
Alright I'm going to stop here because I'm sure I'm offending at least one person with at least one of my questions asked. Sorry for offending but I really honestly do ask myself these questions and more while partaking in watching a movie.