I was driving inthe mall in a '67 Corvette, nice shiny black, and Ben Stiller was walking around the mall, except he was like Zoolander and I stopped (of course) and he came over and said "Hi, You are really really really ridiculously good-looking. Want to go out for an orange mocha-frappuccino?" And I was all, "Sure Derek!" (Because he was Derek Zoolander).
And then we were driving around and there was a stage and David Bowie was doing a show and he saw us and ran over and hopped in and said, "You guys are late!" And then we went and had orange mocha-frappuccino's together!!! It was the greatest!! I was so happy!