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Old Sep 17th, 2002, 06:29 AM   #4
Spank-A-Thon
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Originally posted by BlackThornn
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 'Nuff said.
Personally I prefered the Life of Brian...

Anyways, funniest film ever has got to me the much-imitated but never bettered 'Airplane!'... Absolutely classic comedy!

[As the plane prepares to take off.]
Old lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Old lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Clarence Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Elaine ****inson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine ****inson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

Classic Stuff!

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