[Lost_myth]

This is probably dumb but I was thinking maybe you could get a laugh out of it.

lemony fresh
yummmmmm ice cream cone
d'oh


Sir, you have to pick up after your dog.
What do u mean officer?
I saw your dog take a dump. Pick it up with your hands!
Uhhh... you can't prove it! *runs away*
*yells* Sir, I have you on tape!
*yells* You can't prove it!



Daddy would u like some ice cream? Daddy would u like an ice cream cone!?

~~Cloud says:
what do you look like?
~I say:
a female alien
~~Cloud says:
* sarcastic look *
~I say:
Okay, my body looks like a twig. I have a mutated face and no hair.


My teacher says:

"Face it ladies and gentlemen, we are dangerous" he goes on "We, as writers are the most dangerous people alive, we can put them in hell." He continues. "If you want to get back at someone write about them. A famous painter (forgot which one) literally put his critics in hell for eternity. People pass by it, they say what a jerk they were."

How dare you say the world is not flat! (Now what!)

It was hill-air-E-us

He also says I don't reteach and if you aren't listening to a teacher that won't reteach than you are screw-woed. Hell is not the pain it is the act of repeating.... over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

My dog is like you better hand over that ice cream cone foo!
The only time she likes me is when i have something she wants otherwise i guess i just ... torture her gwahahhahaha

Yummm... broken glass chips!

Oh my god.... like totally, for sure!
lmao... valley girls talk

So, I was like walking down the street when like this old man came over to me and like asked me for some spare change. I was like omg, no you didn't. Go get like a job. By the way, you like really smell.
~Omg Cindy, I can't believe he like did that to you!
I know he had like no right to approach me, at least not until he had like, a shower! I'm gonna smell like a dead cow.

(Scary ain't it?)

You should hear me reading it, makes you want to jump off a bridge

~~He says: I do now
~I say: No, ya don't.
~~He says: lol
~I say: It's natural for me to be horrifying. I'm special that way.
~~He says: u or your face?
~I says: both


Some guy walks up to me.

"Damn girl didn't you know you were ugly?"

"Well, no I didn't. We don't have any thing in the house that you could be able to see yourself in."

"You ever heard of a mirror?"

"No, I haven't..... If you think I am ugly, there is this one girl I always see from the bathroom window. I mean, dude, she is so ugly that the maids almost threw her out the window with the bathwater."