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Okay, let's see here. This is only the stuff that I've done during lunch.
1.)Stole a crate of milk cartons
2.)Ran off with a couple of chairs with 007
3.)Yelled at the entire lunch line saying I hate cameras and everyone who uses them.
4.)Traded a dollar in for 4 quarters, followed by ten dimes, but couldn't get her to give me nickles, so I demanded pennies.
5.)Took ten feet of napkins to clean up a couple of crums.
6.)Ate a thing of Ketchup, paper and all.
7.)Yelled at a couiple of chicks saying how much I loved it when they slapped my ass.
8.)Stole an epty christmas gift on desplay and gave it to one of the cashiers saying marry christmas.
9.)Yelled out loud to the entire lunch room that I was gay so that i could get a carton of fries from SSSnake.
10.)Offered two dollars to a few girls so that I could see their breasts.
11.)Stole a thing of mustard.
12.)Threatened to take off a teachers wig and parade it around like a flag ona stick like an indian. Followed by running around him chanting.
13.)Told the lunch ladies that 007 and I were from the Food Health Administration wondering where they kept the REAL food.
That's all of the stuff worth mentioning I guess. I'm not going to get into all of the little things. I don't have that much room. And my fingers are getting tired.
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