I would make a race called 'Cute-fluffy-things-that-arent-really-cute-and-fluffy-in-the-end' and they would be all pastel colours (pink being the dominant out of purple blue and white) and they would be small and hamster-like with /huge/ soft fluffy fur that turn to spikes when they get mad and big sharp teeth that are retractable. They can jump really high/far but they get tired easily because of all the fur/spikes; this would be made up though because they live in huge herds.
They'd be funny 'cuz people would be like 'aww it's so cute!' and go to pet it and then they would be swarmed and stabbed and bitten and die a slow painful death. ...
