[Cannibal Clown]

But the guard stops yelling as he notices that as Laura fell to the ground, her clothes caught the rail and tore off. All of it. The guard just stares mindlessly at Crofts buge breasts.

"Oh my god, they're beutifull!" yells the man with his eyes wider than the sun.

Laura gets Peed off and kicks the man in the sack, causing him to faint from the pain. Laura takes some of the dirty laundry and puts it on. She looks up at the rail, and glares.

"You'll pay for this Snake, you'll pay."

Snake hears the cry of the man as he took that painfull beating in the nuts. "Oh well, it's not my problem anymore. Lauras temperarily out of the picture for now, so I can get back to the mission at hand"

Snake whips out a small note pad. On it it says "Dear Snake, I ran out of milk, and my parents are comming over. I'll need you to go to the store to get me some 1% white milk and a loaf of bread. signed Otakon" Snake looks at the pad of paperand groans. "Why can't that little turd get his own damn milk. Oh well, I'm sure I'll find some milk around here sooner or later. Maybe the coller in the basement has some. I'm sure it does."

Snake gets into the closest elevator and begins to ride down to the bottom floor with his grocery bag in hand. Then the elevator stops and the dorrs wont open. "What the heck is goping on here? Why wont the elevator open?"

Add on to that. I made it a bit easier for ya guys. This time we can try to keep the story a bit more on the reality side but let's try to leave a bit of humor in. K?