Name: Up Yours Joe Chinaman
DOB: 14/03/86 (this is my official one. in actual fact, I am as old as the First Universe)
Gender: Male
Location: Paris, France (yes, the one in europe)
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'1
Weight: 85KGs of pure muscle baby
Religion: Muslim
Nationality: Iranian
Fave..
Music Genre: Rap
Band: Tupac Shakur, Eminem, Nas
Song: Only God Can Judge Me
Album: Still I rise
Singer: Tupac
Soundtrack: Lion King (what?)
TV Show: Friends
Movie: Godzilla (it touched my heart), Shrek, SW
Game: Age of Empires 2 (best game in the world)
Actor: George Cloony
Actress: Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston
Food: Iranian, but Chinese comes a close second
Drink: Evian mineral water
Quote: "What goes around comes around", "rap is a style of music, hip-hop is a way of life"
Person at PS2F: This really cool dude called Rohamgh
What you want your kids' names to be.
Boys: Darius, Cyrus, Bob
Girls: Fereshte, Angelina, Shaharzad
Other info: i dunno
Fill that out please! And then this:
3 Things You Love About Your Body:
1. Penis
2. Build
3. Everything 'cept the 3 mentioned below
3 Things You Hate About Your Body:
1. Hair (grows too fast)
2. abs (workin on em tho)
3. used to have acne
3 Things You Like About Your Personality:
1. smart
2. nice
3. girls like it
4. i'm lazy (thats a boon believe me)
3 Things You Wish You Could Change About Your Personality:
1. shy
2. Too brooding, secretive
3.
3 Things You Would Do With A Million Dollars Cash:
1. a million bucks aint that much ya know
2. Invest, get a mansion afterwards
3. Ferrari Modena Spider (or Hummer Titanium, or both)
3 Things You Never Want To Do/Have Happen To You:
1. Get drunk
2. Have sex with another man
3. Get stabbed
3 Things you want to do/have happen to you before you die:
1. Have Sex with a blond swede, a brunnette american, and a black-hair arab girl at the same time (all hot of course, lol)
2. Get a Nobel prize
3. Direct a blockbusting film
4. Get shot (not shot dead, just shot)
Do you like candles? yes
Do you like incense? if neccessary
Do you like the taste of blood? kind of.....
Fetishes? um. not really
Biggest turn on? a reaaaly hot girl
If you could meet any one famous in the world? Jennifer Anniston. What can i say i'm in luv
What song is stuck in your head right now? as allways, Only God Can Judge Me
Do you like stuffed animals? not if they're real animals
If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? I would not kill. It's too quick a punishment.
Person you wish you could be with right now? the girl i'm in love with, but......
What do you want done with your body when you die? bury
In the past 24 hours, have you:
Flashed someone? never
Mooned someone? never
Tried to kill yourself? most selfish thing in the world
Tried to kill someone else? never
Told someone you hated them? never
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? never
Taken a shower? yes
Hugged someone? no
Kissed someone? no
Had sex? unfortunately not
Been drunk? never
Been high? never
Been in a fight? it seems like it's always yes
Sang? yes
Danced? no
Made someone laugh? yes
Has someone else made you laugh? yes
Had a philosophical conversation? Always
Contemplated suicide? these questions are pissing me off
Wished on a star? no
Fantasized about someone? Hell yes!
Would you rather....:
Be in the Mountains or at the Beach? depends, if i'm alone, then mountains. if i'm w/someone else, then beach.
Have someone break up with you or break up with someone? break up with someone else
Be caused physical pain or cause someone physical pain? depends on who, cauz i can take some punishment sooo...
Be alone or with someone else? someone else
Have you ever...:
Ever Been So Drunk You Blacked out? no
Missed School Because It Was Raining? yes
Set Any Body Part On Fire For Amusement? yes (don't ask, please)
Kept A Secret From Everyone? always
Had an imaginary friend? no
Wanted To Hook Up With A Friend? yes
Ever Cried During A Flick? yes - Godzilla, and now Spiderman (when Ben dies
)
Ever liked a teacher? yes
Ever Thought An Animated Character was Hot? yes! have you ever played DOA3?? loll
Ever Prank Called Someone? yes: "hello?" "WAZZZZAAAAAP"
Been On Stage? yes
What are your/do you prefer...:
Favourite Colors? Red and Black. also green.
Day/Night? Night
Favourite Kind of music? Rap
Lace or Satin? hmm hard one i dunno
Favourite Cartoon Character? Dexter and Johny Bravo
Do You Like Scary Or Happy Movies? Happy, or sad. i can't abide scary...and the black guy always dies
Do You Like Talking To People On The phone or in
person? person
Lust Or Love? both at the same time!
Friendships...:
Do you Have a bf/gf? not at the moment? unfortunately not, it's because i am VERY picky and i always tend to pick girls that i cannot have, either due to them being with someone else (who is my friend, otherwise who the f*ck cares?) or due to them being millionaire actresses....
Who's your loudest friend? the kid goin out with the person i wanna be goin out with
Who is the shyest? I am
Who do you go to for advice? My Brain. I only give out advice
Most Mean? damn lebo kid...i'll have to whoop his ass soon...
Most sarcastic? me
Have you/do you...:
Talked To Someone you have a crush on? yes, but i don't think you could call it talking...i'd go with babling...ahaha
Miss someone? right now actually
Hugged someone you liked? really liked? unfortunately no
Fought With Your Parents? yes
Laughed Until You Cried? yes
Watched A Sunrise/Sunset? yes (i'm embarrased here)
Went To The Beach At Night? yes. damn it's scary
Are you...:
Are You Happy? yes
Are You Talking To Someone Online? no I closed MSN messenger to type this
Do you believe...:
Do you believe in God/Devil? God. devil...yes devil too.
Do you believe in Love? yes
Do you believe in the Big Bang Theory? if you mean science then yes. but the Big Bang theory itself is now coming under heavy fire....
Do you believe in soulmates? yes
Do you believe in Love at first sight? yes
Do you believe in Heaven? yes
Do you believe in Hell? not sure
Do you believe in any of the following: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy or Jesus Christ?: Jusus Christ. What fool would believe in the easter bunny?
General stuff...:
Who Named You? My parents
What Is Right Next To You? my friend's Mortal Kombat video
What Is You Computer Desk Made Of? Wood
What Are The Last 4 Digits In Your phone number? 4861
How Many Buddies Do You Have On Your List? wait. countin both AOL and MSN --> 68 neva knew i was this popular !!
How's The Weather Right now: typical paris whether: cloudy
How do you eat Oreos? cream first
Are You To Shy To Ask A Girl/Guy Out? yes unfortunately
If You Could Change Your Name, What Would It Be? John Bob Bob, or Clint X.
Do You Consider Cheerleading A Sport? hell yes
PS2F...:
Which forum do you visit the most? Gen Chat / Other Consoles
Do you visit the website often? yes
Would you say the mods did a good job? yes, except nevermind yes!
Would you say the admins did a good job? um yes
Do you find the forum members friendly? yes
Would you be interested in helping with the site? yes
Do you feel at home on the fora? um nooo...it's an internet forum...
Are there are any fora you would wish to see added? horny forum
Other thoughts: tired as hell, gtg chat on msn with the guy going out with my crush
then gtg play bbal with him. hehe.