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Realizing that being digested by a 7 foot chipmunk who enjoys "the funk" would be a pretty embarassing way to die, Snake finds within himself the strength to go on...as the Pimpdaddy chipmunk opens his mouth Snake gives him raging headbutt straight in the eyes...releasing Snake from the hold. Unfortuneately it did not kill the Chipmunk...it just pissed him off...
So Snake is out of ammo...and this Funk-a-licious Chipmunk is irritated to say the least. So Snake must think fast...and find within himself his own slice of the Funk pie to overcome this threat.
"Wait..umm...put down your gun...I...err...It's time for a dance off...if you win...I'll let you eat me...but if I win...
Finish Snake's statement people...
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and for now the tired soldier sheathes his sword...
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