[BowevelJoe]

I do this stuff when im bored at school and have nothing to do but stare at the wall..here goes nothing, ill try to do one story a day or so...

1. I was walking down the street one day when i saw a wise man. He told me that he would tell me wise stuff for a buck. I said Sure!! I gave him a dollar and he said something like "Think with your big head not your small out". I was confused so i gave him another dollar and he said "Ignorance is bliss" and i said what a load of piss! He said "Give me another dollar and i will tell you a wise way to say "piss" So i was like Okay! and i hgve him another dollar. He told me to say "poot" instead so when i have to take a wizz i feel really smart and tell everyone when I'm taking a "Poot"

2.How now brown cow they say, I say wow thats a cow? I thought it was my aunt...

3.Roses are Red Violets are green, in biology class i located a frogs spleen

4.Your driving down a road on a mountain and you run off the mountain. While falling you hit the brakes. Why? You cant stop gravity silly! SPLAT!!