Questions that women ask that there is no real right answer to, no matter what you say.
"Why do you love me?"
Argh.. I hate this. Love in a largely inexplicable bond between two people, if you can name all of the reasons off the top of your head then it is not real love, just a crush or convenience. (Thankfully my current girl gets this, when she asks me I just tell her to put on some coffee while I write a book of a list of reasons)
"..Does this make me look fat?"
>_< Answer 'No.' and you're told that you don't care.. Answer 'Yes.' and you'll have a red handprint on your cheek for three days.
"What do you think of my mother?"
Nuff said.
"How many women have you been with before me..?"
Again, nuff said.
Add s'more, guys.
