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The Jerry Springer Show : Episode 627 : "Marriage Meltdown!"


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[The crowd starts chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"]

Jerry: Tonight on "The Jerry Springer Show" we have a particularly interesting episode! Will is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend, Steve. So everyone, please put your hands together for Will!

[The crowd whoops and hollers]

Jerry: Okay, now Will you're here to talk about someone aren't you?

You: Yes.

Jerry: And what is this other person's name?

You: Sammy.

[The crowd squeals with delight]

Jerry: Okay, okay, well Sammy, is actually here tonight ...

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Will, because as it happens there is someone else here to see you! So let's bring out ... Liz!

You: What the HELL!!!

[Out of nowhere you pull out a desert eagle. Liz reaches for the couch. Out of the shadows Megan appears]

Megan: Wait everybody, wait!

Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First, tell us why you're here Liz.

Liz: Because I saw Will and Megan making out at OnCue!

[The crowd goes absolutely insane]

Megan: That's a lie! I was home watching gundam wing!

Jerry: [raising his hands] Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here ... what exactly is the problem Liz?

Liz: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Steve who has recently become engaged to Megan.

[The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement]

Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Steve out here because Will had something that they needed to tell them anyway about ... Sammy that's right!

Steve: [enters onto stage and saunters over towards you] What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Sammy! You know how I feel about Sammy!

Megan: [screams] What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Sammy!

Steve: Because I knew that I could never have Sammy. But Will promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!

Megan: What about respect for my feelings!

[Liz walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Steve]

Liz: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.

[Again the crowd squeals]

Megan: Oh my God! Are you sick!?

[Megan runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly]

Megan: Will take me away from all of this!

You: You see? That's the thing ... I'm ... well, I'm married ...

[The crowd does its bit]

Megan: Married?

[You nod]

Megan: Who the hell are you married to? When ... when did this happen? I don't understand!

You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to Sammy.

Steve: [screaming] WHAT!!!

Jerry: [grinning widely, makes an enquiry] So ... did you have a nice wedding night?

Sammy: [stepping back out onto center stage] Well we had sex 100 times if that's what you mean.

[The crowd squeals]

Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight ... Will is married to Sammy who Steve has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Steve has recently become engaged to Megan who was recently spotted kissing Will in OnCue. Now on top of this, Liz has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Steve.

Sammy: That's right Jerry.

Jerry: [looking sternly into the camera] It's times like these that one has to wonder whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks - it's been great - but for now, take care of yourselves ... and each other.

[Cue cheesy background music and fade to black]


and all i have to say to mourdor is he's sick for making gay references in his little jerry springer show.Shame on you