[happy_doughnut]

Okay, here it is...there have been some changes, again, but I'm sure that if you've read part 1 you know what I'm talking about. If not, too bad!
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The team ESS has now been chosen and now their duties will be assinged to them...
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¤Back in MR¤
Meryl: It's done Harry.
Harry: Excellent. Who'd you choose?
Mourdor: You'll see, they're coming.
Fortune: I hope out Elite STUPID squad last more than 5 minutes...
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¤After what seems to be an eternity, the door at MR is knocked¤
Mourdor: It's them!
Meryl: At least they found the way...
CC: What way?
Harry: Oh brother...
Fortune (in a loud voice) : Come in!

¤All 3 of the cadets try and walk in through the door at the same time and get stuck¤
Hadoken: Ow Mena! Go back!!
Mena: Me?!? You're the one in the way!
JB: Both of you move!

Mourdor: How sad...

¤Fortune stands up and goes back to her shrine¤
Fortune: Oh holy jeebus of st. peppermint...
Harry: Not again..

Meryl: Stop it! Will you 3 get in here!!
¤In a attempt to get in, they all fall to the ground¤
Meryl (covering her face with her hands): Oh no...
CC: HAHA! You guys are funny!
¤Meryl hits CC with the head of Elvis Presley¤
Meryl: Shut up!
CC: Ow! What!!

Mourdor: Enough! Onto the task. *ahem* Hadoken, JB and...Mena
(Mourdor whispers to Meryl) Ah Meryl, why mena?
Meryl: Fine. It's either her or Soul. Pick.
Mourdor (after .00000000000000001 nano-seconds): Well, when you put it THAT way...later Mena.
Mena (cluelessly) : Huh? What?
Hadoken: Hey, where's you guys' restroom?
Harry (eyebrow raised up high) : Stop! We have called you 3 here today for a very important reason...

JB: MOON!
Harry: Excuse me??
JB: I think the answer to Qjij's riddle is the Moon!
Harry: Err...
Mena (covering mouth) : Tee hee!

Mourdor: Listen up! Our home is being attacked by a force known as MCBS and you 3 have been branded the best of the best and are to fight them in 2 days. Our lives depend on you. Do you best!
Harry(astonished): Very well said Mourdor.
Mourdor: Thanks! Do I get a promotion now?
Harry( looks over at Fortune who is still praying to the Chihuahua): We'll talk.
Mourdor(grinning): Do you read me soldiers!

JB (thinking): Or could it be a moonson..."taller than trees"... hmm
Hadoken( thinking) : I wonder if they have any Pepto-Bismol.
Mena (thinking): I wonder why the cookie went to the doctor.
MOurdor: I repeat, do you read me!
CC: Whose reading?
Meryl: Arg! *takes out a giant AK-47 out of her back pants pocket* I'm going to kill him!
CC: Whaaat!

Mourdor (irritated) I SAID : DO YOU READ ME!!!
JB: Huh? Oh yeah...
Hadoken: Sure...
Mena: Why not.

Harry: So it's done. You will leave at 18:00 hours.
¤All 3 of them begin to count with their fingers¤
Meryl:....At 6 pm....
Harry:Yes, you 3 are the best. We're counting on you. Make us proud Elite Stupid Squa-
Hadoken: WHO?
Harry: Er, I mean um, Elite SPECIAL Squad...
Mena: Cool!
JB: Then again...a waterfall is taller than trees..

Mourdor(opening a safety box) : You each get one weapon. Choose wisely.
*In the box are: A shotgun, laser gun, bazooka, a sniper riffle, an AK-47, gas bombs, landmines, an M16, a camper, a katana, smoke bombs, poison grenades, a handgun, 3 water ballons, a net with a handle and a giant banana peal.*

Hadoken: Ah, the best goes first!
Mena: Oh yeah? Ok then. JB you're first!
Hadoken:

*JB walks up to the vault and looks at the big arsenal*
JB: Woah! Hmm...okay, I'll take the giant banana peal!!
Mena: Oh oh! I got the net!
Hadoken: Leave me the water ballons!!

*everyone else's jaw drops down to the ground*
Meryl: Uh, you sure?
Mena: Yeah, this net is purtyful!
Mourdor: 0.o....o-kay...
Harry: *ahem* Um, Very well then. You kiddos go and eat. Make sure you get plenty of rest too.
ESS: Yes sir!
CC: Hey JB, think you could make some more cookies before you go?
JB: Sure thing!
Hadoken: Ugh...cookies...where's the bathroom!!
*Meryl and Mourdor look at each other with pity*

-In the background-
Fortune: Oh dear master of macaroni...spare my chibi-Azuka drawing...oh holy sister of st. Panasonic...
Harry: Oh man...Okay, you are now armed. Your duties have been stated. Return tomorrow for your departure!
ESS: K
Harry: Very well. DISMISSED!!
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That's all for now!
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PS:
Mena: *whistles*
Hadoken: lol...hmm
Hadoken: *tumbleweed goes by*
Mena: -dies laughing-
Yep, that's a lil bit of the convos. me and Had have.
I thought that was SOOO funny Had! LOL
BTW, yes I live in a tepee!