I remember quite clearly that I dumped you right after you walked into the room and slapped me.
I knew what to do, since all the other girls did the exact same thing.
So i dumped them before they could dump me! HA!!
but ouch.. my cheeks hurt. can i get a kiss? lol jk
I'm already taken ladies!
but lookie, i think there are other good.. err, i mean, average looking guys you ladies could go out with.
btw, if i didnt dump you, does that mean you still wanna be together?