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Old Mar 26th, 2002, 09:40 PM   #57
Pu the Owl
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I remember I had a weird dream one month ago or so.
I was wandering around my city and all of a sudden I discovered there were nasty and wild Trolls all around. I was scared because they were exactly like the Trolls from Norway they sell in shops but enourmous: fat, half naked, hairy mosters with tails, big noses and huge feet.
Well, I also had the sensation, don't ask me why, they had something in common with Nazis. So, I couldn't resist in that situation and started trembling. The worst thing was that those Trolls started eating all the people from the city, one by one: at night, there were all those monsters hidden in dark corners, near the railway or behind trees. So, lots of murders and blood everywhere.
Then, for a miracle, I remembered (I mean, I remembered in the dream) I was able to fly very high and so I planned to save every person I could, bringing them back to their homes.
This was scary too, because there were strong winds when reaching the top of a tree or that height, and if there's in the world something that scares me, other than spiders, this is wind.
I was desperate: being eaten by horrible Trolls or face the wind and die crashing my head against buildings' surface.
And more I thought about it, more my position in the sky was high and at the end of these considerations I was above all the highest monuments and it was terribly cold there.
Adding to this, I had to do all the shopping for the whole population, because I was the only one able to go out with Trolls around.

The weirdest thing was that while asleep I started thinking: c'mon! Trolls are those ridiculous creatures they sell as souvenirs!
*here I started having flashes of images of Trolls from souvenirs catalogues*
They're not scary! Why don't you start a more mature dream?
This could be the nightmare of a 7 years old boy!
But I couldn't stop dreaming and the situation was absurd.

To make you understand my fear of Trolls, which I discovered that night, I'll post some pics of them, in case you don't know what I'm talking about:

https://www.sns.no/troll/images/troll13.gif

https://www.sns.no/troll/images/troll21.gif

https://www.sns.no/troll/images/troll7.gif

https://www.sns.no/troll/images/troll14.gif
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