Man, when I was younger, like elementary school, my music teacher used to call me "Di" but it made me feel kinda weird 'cause it was almost like "die". It was so perfect when Princess Diana died, because a lot of people started calling me "Di.....you're gonna die!" They were just joking, but still..it made me pissed. For some reason, a lot of guys in my elementary school like to make fun of my last name, because my last name is "Wu", so they would say, "Hey.....the train is coming! Wu, Wu!!" Wu sounds like "Woo", in case you're wondering. This is kinda off topic, but one time, when my sister and I were in this department store, we were buying an item which required my sister's name. When the guy heard Wu, he said, "Oh wow....I guess a lot of guys "Wu" you!" I was like
