aye dude, find out what she digs that you dig, and do a jig, raise a pig, and you got it made man, you gotta have some shiz to talk about or all you will be doing is muttering and staring at your feet, and thats a way bad thing to do, and if you dont have any legs dont look down her shirt, thats a way quick way to end friendships with girls, i learned that by someone elses experiance eh! the hand print didnt come off for weeks...
sorry, thats probably a bad joke..