[Pu the Owl]

Dear Mr Faile,

it's your birthday. We have it circled in red on our calendars because it's a very special occasion. I was going to send you something for this occasion, but it's a long story and I sort of have the wrong item. But I'm going to send it today in any case, hoping it's ok. It's not a cat, sorry.

In the meantime, knowing mail can be very slow and it's better to not expect much, you can have some fancy drink and invite wild critters to a party.

Wishing you all the best, happy birthday.


PS: I cannot catch you on messenger. Never. How comes? You're still using a computer or are you using psychic powers to communicate these days? Or maybe I'm trying to access from the wrong dimension?