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Ok i got a couple...
This guy runs into a girl and accidentaly elbows her in the breast. Both are a little uncomfortable and there is an awkward silence.
Then the man says"If your heart is as soft as your breast, i know that you will forgive me."
The woman says" If your d!c* is as hard as your elbow, im in room 224!"
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This guy was gettin ready for a halloween party and cant find anything to wear. So he takes of his shirt, shoes and socks.
He shows up at the door and the guy asks" What the hell are you supposed to be?"
The man answers" A premature ejaculation, i just came in my pants!!"
Both compliments of Playboy...
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