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Mysterious Skin has to be the worst movie ever made. It's so bad it's almost impossible to believe somebody could actually come up with anything like that.
Other bad movies I can think about now are:
ALL Sophia Coppola's works - this woman thinks her movies are all about sensitivity and art, but they're just the creation of a person who seems to ignore the basics of living and understanding -and respecting different cultures, too? No wonder though: how can you live and observe anything when you're Francis Ford's daughter?
Being John Malkovich - I don't get why all the praise and excitement over this film. Spike Jonze didn't realize one can't apply the same rules of music videos to feature length movies. If he has bad dreams at night, he should spare the audience and see a headshrinker instead of making movies out of it. Or, if he really can't live without a camera, he should keep on directing the Chemical Brothers videos only. And I hate John Malkovich.
Ladder 49 - so much rethoric it's almost disgusting.
Brother Bear - the worst Disney movie ever.
ALL M. Night Shyamalan's works - I know they are popular, but they really make me mad and most of all makes me mad to realize the guy believes he's a sort of new Hitchcock.
Almost all Lars Von Trier's movies - this man wants the audience to believe he's invented alternative film-making. He's just recycled. Or he's playing dumb and pretends he doesn't know, or he's just ignorant. Also, his scripts lack any coherence and depth. His characters are more illogical than Muppets. Not to mention that thanks to the alternative film-making part of the question, his movies also ugly to watch. How can they be called works of art, when they're just work of arrogance, it's a mystery...
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