[Chara]

Last night I had a dream where I was in the mall with some friends. Then there is a huge gap in the dream but the next thing I remember was us posing as some buff Mr Universe winners. We werent buff at all but we had our suits stuffed to make it look like it. We picked up women from the audience and had then sit on the stage behind us. Another gap in my memory... I then somehow screw up the show somehow by I *think* doing something stupid like throwing a chair in the audience and then running off into the dressing room. I took my suit off and then sat in the audience. Someone noticed me and the shouted "Hey, aren't you one of those guys that were on stage? You rent buff at all, you're a fraud!" Then people ripped the suits off of my friends and exposed them as well.

Gap in memory...

Next thing I remember is that it was later in the day and people were helping with the cleanup. When I tried to go backstage they wouldn't let me because I was the one that initially screwed up the show. My friends were forgiven but not me. I gave some speech about how I entertained them before they found out the truth, thus doing my job, but they still wouldn't allow me in. Then this kid heard me and decided to help me out. He told me to follow him into a shed and he started going to work in there. He picked up a dog, somehow put it to sleep, took a saw and started chopping wood off of it. I didn't find this odd and was more interested in how he put the dog to sleep. He then mixed some things together that looked like beans, corn, and gasoline, put it in a bowl, grabbed his wood pieces and we then went to the side of the house where the actors were (somehow the scenery changed from a mall to a suburban neighborhood). He nailed the wood to the side of the house so we could climb up to it's really high roof and hid out in a small area that was right above the kitchen, with a huge window exposing us to anyone that wanted to look up. There was a hole under us that looked pretty gunky. He showed me that the hole was deep by dropping a bean down the hole and it took a while for us to hear the bean hit the ground. He then quickly dumped the .mixture into the hole (I still have no clue as to what the hell he is doing) and told me to run. He quickly went back down the ladder he made, but I couldn't go down as fast because I always had a fear of ladders. Someone spotted me, she shouted something along the lines of "The outsider is in our building!" and next thing I know I was being chased through the neighborhood.

I ran from backyard to backyard trying to evade them but everywhere I looked there was one of them looking for me. I tried to escape to the woods in the back but there was barbed wire fence blocking my way. Eventually one of them spotted me so I just gave up and gave myself in. As I was walking to her she shot me with a tranquilizer dart! I shouted "Damn it what was that for?!" and another person shot me with a dart. Then I decided to go Brock Sampson on them, running towards them, taking out the darts and throwing it back at them. They kept firing the darts at me but I kept charging, just as I reached one guy I started to feel woozy. I grabbed his head, about to snap it but then I fell asleep.

Another memory gap...

I just escaped and I am running out of the mall now. I had my sister with me, along with two other people. We stole a hummer and sped off into the road. The people followed and after a while I told them to go on ahead as it was me they wanted. So I jumped out of the car and flew away. The people followed me, shooting some rays at me. I then decided to run on foot because I could use the buildings as cover. I landed in some really trashy city and started running through the streets. Then some guy in an alley behind a door told me to hurry up and go in. I agreed and ran to the door, dodging bombs and lasers. When I finally got inside the dude closed the door, which looked like a normal door on the outside but was really like 5 feet thick. I recognized this dude from another dream, he saved me in the same manner before. He told me why the people were really after me, that I was some sort of superman and everyone else in the town was an evil superman. I first came there by accident and since I was the opposite versions of them, whenever I touched one they died. A few grew immune to me and those few decided to take me down to stop me from killing any more of them. They somehow captured me and erased my memory so they could learn more about my body with me giving little restraint, that is why I didn't remember any of it.

Then all of a sudden the people blow a hole in the guy's 5-foot wall. He told me to run as he jumped into a hole, having it close up right behind him. I flew through the gap and up into the sky. One of the immunes followed and I had an epic dbz style battle with him. Before the battle was finished I woke up and really didnt think much of that... epic dream I just had.

I haven't had a "normal" dream in years. I am always in trouble somehow, and it starts off at an public event like a boxing match. My favorite one was when I was an archer running through the forest, shooting arrows at a t-rex because he stole some bread.

If I were to interpret my own dreams, I would say it is because of my recent urge to go and do stupidly adventerous things such as skydive, land in a lake or ocean, swim into an underwater enterance to a cave, and then find my way out.