Heh....well, I got a 2 jokes that are kinda inappropriate, since I read them from a guy's magazine. If anyone wants to hear them, pm me, and I send it to ya.
But, here's one joke: (Also from a guy's mag)
An attractive woman goes up to the bar and waves her hand at the bartender. He ignores her, so she leaves. A few minutes later, the same woman comes back to the bar and blows a kiss at the bartender. This time, he comes over and asks, "May I help you?"
"Yes," says the woman, stroking his face. "Could you get me the manager?"
"I'm sorry, miss," the bartender says. "He's unavailable at the moment. Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes, " says the woman, rubbing her fingers through his hair. "Could you give a message to him?" She begans to pop some of her fingers into his mouth to let him suck on them gently.
"Well, I'll see if I can, " he manages to spit out. "What's the message?" The woman leans in close to the bartender and says in his ear, "Tell him....there's no toilet paper in the woman's room."
Ha, ha....it's pretty gross though...