Now for my problems.
I was in 6th period in school, and I'm minding my own business. We had a Sub so the others didn't give a shit about what the teacher did or said.
My rriends cousin, Brian, (aka:Buckwheat) and his friends Jeremy, (Shave-ass) and Dilorian (Steam'n Beaman.) were sitting next to me with Jeremys'
cell phone. I was peacefully playing my SP/Pokemon Emerald in peace,
then out of nowhere, they sit near me and start to interview me, with the cell. I think this is how it went:
Brian: Hello, I'm Brian Gumbull, (Fake name.) and I'm here with Gary Berteer. (Me, yeah right.) Now Mr. Berteer what do you have to say for our audience.
Me: Get that SH#@ away from here!
Brian: Smashing words Mr.Berteer, now let's get some replies from our sivilians. You sir, what do you have to say about Mr.Berteer??
T.A:.......
Me: Shut, up! You don't even know me!!
Brian: Please Calm yourself Mr.Berteer, now your reply.
T.A: .....He's a dork....
Brian: My words exactly. Nice. And you sir what are your words??
Jeremy: Two words: X-Men. (My sideburns, WHICH ARE SHAVED NOW!!!!!)
Brian: Mr. Berteer some people say you look like Wolverine, is that true??
Me: You're a total Jackass.
Brian: Please Mr.Dork-I mean Mr.Berteer. Now what are your thoughts.
Jeremy: Probably, the "Anixation of Portarico" ("Little Giants" Quote)
Brian
Imataites me) Hi, guys I'm Gary and-
(Rambling)
Brian
Imataites me) Shut, up I know My name, I just wanted to tell you
a joke. Whats the diffrents between the square root of 98% and the square root of 98% percent?? 98%!!
Brian: Well there you have it folks, Gary is a Dork. I'm Brian Gumbull,
on CNN news, "And that's how the cookie crumbles."
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