Now you know I'm giving you a birthday wish, cause you're
sorta my friend 'n all. Keep up the good work, even though I got a long
way to go before I'm your age. (No, I'm not 10 or something, or else I
couldn't do this "S***, DAMN, F***, A**, B****, HELL, MOTHERF*#$@!!!!)

Happy birthday anyways. (I just turned 16 in May.

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