[kupoartist]

Jar Jar Binks is still alive. This is a situation that needs to be rectified immediatly. You know what my first objection was to the Coallition's Iraq war? Why are we dethroning Saddam Hussein when Jar Jar Binks, the most heinious War Criminal in the history of ever is still at large?


If Episode III includes at least 10 minutes of Jar Jar Binks being subjected to the most agonising torture possible, Episode III will be saved from becoming the 3rd lesson in well below average "OMG CGI Animation is TEH COOLIES!" Film Making.

My biggest worry aside from the potential lack of Jar Jar's demise, will be that Star Wars is now officially the film equivilent of UK TV's Soap Operas. Crap acting, contrived, boring and totally pathetic romance and plot lines that are revealed in the gutter press before the film is released. Actually, in that respect Episode III is even worse: I knew how Darth Vader was going to be "born" even before I watched the original trilogy about 5 years ago.

Star Wars is all about selling me toys that I'm never going to buy anyway. The "new trilogy" was made for kids, no two ways about it. No, wait a minute, "it's darker than the last two!" they exclaim. In the world of film publicity, "Darker" is officially now synonmous with saying "We promise it's not quite as bad as the last film". Little to do with being less Kiddy.

Jar Jar Binks is still at large.

Expect reviews along the lines of "Better than the last two", but remember that ingesting your own arm is more entertaining than watching Episodes 1 or 2 a second time. There are far better things you could be doing with your time, but then, there always is...

And BTW. I will see it ^^