The advertisements I got for my forum name are some of the most awkward and uncomfortable slogans I have ever seen.
Feel The Raw Naked Beretta55 Of The Road
A Finger of Beretta55 is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
Men Can't Help Acting On Beretta55.
What Would You Do For A Beretta55?
Melts In Your Beretta55, Not In Your Hand
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Beretta55 (This one scares the hell out of me
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So apparently I feel the raw naked road, my fingers feed children, men cant help but act on me and I melt.......my advertising is just plain creepy
. I hope my real name for advertising fares better then my screen name.
Matt - The Freshmaker!
Matt Is Good For You.
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Matt
Choosy Mothers Choose Matt
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Matt.
Get the Matt Habit
The fifth slogan for my real name is the most hilarious thing I have seen in awhile. But I wish my slogans weren’t so awkward and creepy
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