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LiquidSm0ke · Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:24 PM

Here ya go, two jokes:

1) there's a blonde riding down the street when all of a suddden she hits a car in front of her. the man is so outraged that he jumps out of his car and tells the blonde to get out of hers. he draws a circle on the ground with a stick and tells her to stand in it and not to come out. he grabs a bat from his car and starts smashing in her car lights when all of a sudden she busts out laughing. now he gets even more angry and starts smashing in her car windows and making dents in her car. by now, she's laughing nonstop. he turns around and yells,"what the hell is so funny!?" she tells him, " while you weren't looking i stepped out of the circle three times.

2) A man told a brunette, a red head & a blonde that in the female toilets there was a mirror that would give you a million dollars if you told it the absolute truth, if it's not true they'll get sucked into the mirror.

The Brunette goes in and says "I think I am the most beautiful person in the world" She imediately gets sucked into the mirror.

The red head goes in and says "I think I am the most inteligent person in the world" She also gets sucked in the mirror.

The blonde goes in and says "I think..." and gets sucked into the mirror

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Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:24 PM	#21
LiquidSm0ke Banned Member Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 163	Here ya go, two jokes: 1) there's a blonde riding down the street when all of a suddden she hits a car in front of her. the man is so outraged that he jumps out of his car and tells the blonde to get out of hers. he draws a circle on the ground with a stick and tells her to stand in it and not to come out. he grabs a bat from his car and starts smashing in her car lights when all of a sudden she busts out laughing. now he gets even more angry and starts smashing in her car windows and making dents in her car. by now, she's laughing nonstop. he turns around and yells,"what the hell is so funny!?" she tells him, " while you weren't looking i stepped out of the circle three times. 2) A man told a brunette, a red head & a blonde that in the female toilets there was a mirror that would give you a million dollars if you told it the absolute truth, if it's not true they'll get sucked into the mirror. The Brunette goes in and says "I think I am the most beautiful person in the world" She imediately gets sucked into the mirror. The red head goes in and says "I think I am the most inteligent person in the world" She also gets sucked in the mirror. The blonde goes in and says "I think..." and gets sucked into the mirror