[Aubrey McFatum]

Sell a small portion of your liver or something. Blackmail somebody you know has some "interesting" secrets to hide. Pretend you're a beggar and try to look miserable on Sunday mornings, better if outside some crowded and popular church. Find anything to sue Bill Gates, it won't be difficult to find something really bad any of his products has done to your brain: he's richer than you, it could be a good idea.