Heh, yea, I have just about a 1 page essay due every week also. Right now I am supposed to be writing about anything I want, as long as its controversial. I would write about how the magical puppies are our true God, and we have been living a lie for all these years, but... I dont think that will go to well with her.
I could easily write a 10 page paper on the dumbest of things.