I hate kids..but before you all think that's a terrible thing to say..let me tell you all a story about a careless,meddling little bastard and an innocent brand new playstation 2..
on second thought just thinking about it bring a tear to my eye..
so, to make a long story short; when i bought my ps2 back when it launched here in America it almost broke on account of a little kid..
it still makes weird noises when i eject the disc tray..

everytime i hear it (which isn't that often but still often enough) i'm reminded of how careless and destructive those little bastards can be.
This is what all kids need right here:
https://www.pocketbook.co.uk/images/c...discipline.jpg
every kid should have a copy on hand at all times..