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Originally posted by fantasytiger
for those of you who have played dynasty warrior i am sure you have heard of the extremely arrogant Lu Bu who is the most feared general in the whole game well neomarik plays with this character and he at some points acts just as arrogant . well he was playing one day at my house he was trying to get
2000 kills i think he was at 1103 ok he was down to his last hit you could no longer see his health it was that bad so in the distance looking like a gift from the heavens was a meat bun (health) so the ever proud LU Bu goes running toward it. He was in the zone right there not but 1/2 inch away when WHAM!!!!!
got nailed in the back by an unseen archer and to add salt on the wound because he did not save his progress and had to start over his dead body landed on the meat bun (health) and it floated above him along with the words Lu Bu Slain in bright red letter i can honestly say i never laughed so hard in my life
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