Jokes
 

im a little bored so has anyone got any decent jokes to tell?
not a brilliant thread but oh well.

what do u call a man with rabbits up his ass?
.................................................. .............warren!

this may not be a joke but soul angel and mourdor are really cool

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pull my finger

lol :cool:

Here is one.

There were 3 guys walking through the desert, an average joee, G.W. Bush, and Bin Laden. as they were walking through the desert they found a magic lamp, tthey rubbed it and a genie popped out, I will grant you 1 wish each he said. The 1st guy asked for riches beyond imagine, Bin Laden then said I want you to build a wall arounf my country to prtect my people, from the world, and it was done. Bush then asked the genie tell me about this wall, Genie says it is about 50 feet tall, nd impenetrable, Ok bush says, Fill it with water.


Ha Ha I have tons more.

Heh, heh....that's a good one, SSSnake. :D

BTW, you've got 1000 posts! Congrats! :)

Well, ya can't blame the guy. He's been gone for a while. I remember at the old forum, he got so many! :shock: But...back to the topic....I don't know if I have any jokes. I read a lot of men's jokes in guy magazines, like Maximum....but I have to go and find them....

here goes:
three guys come from a trip
they go to get checked for stds
first one comes out
"AIDS"
shoots himself and blows his brains all over the floor
second one comes out
"AIDS"
opens a botte of acid and drinks it
third one comes out
"Wheeee I got Syphilis!!!"

thx, here's another one
a thief sees that everyone left the house, so he knocks on the door
"who's there" is a reply of a small boy's voice
"it's me! open up" thief tries to mimic his voice
"no" states the little boy
"who's there?" thief asks
"just me and jack" says the boy
"how old are you?"
"7"
"how old is jack?"
"3"
the thief laughs and breaks the door only to see a 2 year old st bernard dog jump at his balls

Lol :laugh: .

ROFL I wonder what happened to the thief later... :laugh:

Ha, ha! :laugh:

I'm glad you like my jokes, another one:
A boy's mom comes home and he says
"Mom, dad and miss Jenna were doing something in the bedroom, they were....!"
mom interrupts him and says
"say it at the family table"
so dinner time comes and the boy says
"mom, dad and miss Jenna were doing something in the bedroom, they were doing the exact same thing you and mr Mort were doing last week!"

hey the more the marrier, eh?
I'll think of some more if I can, sometime other than this =P