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Ps2fantasy Virus~
Here is a little story about PS2fantasy having a virus.
It begins. May 1, 2002 Fortune was eating her usual dinner, punch and pie.Harry emails her later on saying that Soul Angel has gone beserk and locked all the forums.Forune emails Soul Angel saying, what has gone into you.Fortune goes to the bottom of the page and notices that Hadoken is the only one on.Fortune emails Hadoken and says wh y are you on.Hadoken replies later on and says, Buzz OFF.She then loses her temper and almost throws her printer at her computer until she notices that Soul Angel appeared onto the site.She then puts the Printer down, and looks at the site.When she starts to scroll down, Something alomost like someone wrote with a marker on her computer>>>Forune and everybody here sucks! .It goes away and she notices that nobody is on. May 2, 2002 <kamari ice>I sign in, and start posting weird topics.Fortune then emails me and says.I am gonna delete you from this site like I did with Soul Angel.<kamari ice> I start to tell Fortune, I can do whatever I want, cause I am a minor.When he touches a key, he gets shocked and falls down and dies. 1988 to 2002 May he live in peace the ps2fantasy member who liked everyone no one cried no one sighed Fortune then notices that kamari ice isn't on no more. Soul then pops up and with big letters says Fortune is a b***h Fortune starts saying, talk to the hand, cause you are one.Soul sends one last email saying Haha!Then immediately gets off.Then she gets a email saying Its Harry Your Lover!She says, oh my long last love have come to me.This is what the email says. Harry <or> as you say Sugar Buns I have missed you since I was off for 30 seconds.It really broke my heart.I saw you in my soup, and in my bread.When will I ever see you again in those 30 seconds.FOOLED ya huh, signed Soul. Fortune gets really mad and blocks soul from emailing her. To be continued. Sorry Fortune, Soul, Hadoken, and Harry. Trying to post something funny. |
i swear your stories get more and more bizarre, but this one made me giggle a lot . tis surreally funny .
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Haha! *phew* I thought I was the only one that posted weird stories! This one was really funny! I especially liked the part when Fortune gets an email from Harry "sugar buns" :laugh: Haha, very funny Kimari! Great story!
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That was pretty hilarious, great stress releaver to laugh at.
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May 3, 2002
Fortune wakes up to a paper that she put on her ceiling saying, Soul Angel is a B***H She says ain't that the truth. She gets the paper, and reads it.It says, Today at ps2fantasy tradegy struck. A b***h, as they call her ruined the site.Fortune calls Harry, it rings then it says, press one if your a friend, press 2 if you call me "Sugar Buns". Fortune does a Love sigh, and then presses 2. Hello, this is Sugar Buns.Harry, our site is in paper, since Harry has a bad connection, he thinks she said, Your tights are in the paper, Sugar Buns. Harry says, you bad girl you. She says HARRY, you know I love your sugar buns, but thats not what I said. Harry still has a bad connection and thought she said, I like your butt thats what I said. Harry says, oh girl stop that, your making me hot. Fortune gets out a picture of Harry, and starts kissing it. She notices something on the paper. Harry and Fortune, the main mods are getting the hook up. Although they have been DOING IT for 10 years, they are finally getting it on. But a other mod called well b***h, is in love with Harry too. Fortune blurts out, WHAT A B***H. She is not having my man, cause she need to understand. Soul Angel calls to Fortunes house, and when Fortune answers, Soul hangs up. Fortune starred 69 her a$$ and she still hung up. May 4, 2002 Fortune called Soul Angel again, and she said, oh no you just didn't. Fortune then says, oh yes I just did, you got a problem. Soul Angel says, yeah I got a problem, its your face. Oh, don't tell me that cause I know what you did last night, you turned around, bent over, and spelled RUN. Oh yeah, but I am gonna take Harry. I got him a name "Long Johnnie". Fortune then says, best lay your hands off my man. Oh I don't have too, cause I already did. Fortune gets really mad, so mad, she turns Hot Sauce red. Soul says, there isn't one place I didn't touch. Fortune says, you sucker, ehhh. Oh yeah I did that too. You sl*t, ghetto trash, lazy MR. F****R. Oh I ain't lazy, I am a f****r though, with Harry. He even likes me washing the dishes, and dropping the soap, if you know what I mean. Go stick it up your a$$. Oh your catchin on quick aren't ya B***H. Look the only place he goes to is his mothers house, diffenetly not to yours. Well his momma died, maybe he was concentrating too much on me, and just forgot. May 5, 2002 I know that what cha macallit is lieing. She calls Soul again, just to get back. When she calls, a man named Terry calls, and says his name. So that sl*t is lieing right to my face. Thats what happens when you believe stink people. Oh I am gonna get her back, oh yes, I am gonna get her back, one she won't realize. Soon her name will be B***H angel. To be continued. |
Keep the laughs coming. What an epic saga:laugh:
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that was very......very....... interesting
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May 6, 2002
Soul Angel writes in her diary, there is something more ugly than the devil. It is Fortune. Harry is a well ya know. A bomb just hits Soul Angels House, but then she walks away alive. It is later on in the afternoon, Fortune watches t.v. and turns to fox. It says, "Today there is a terrible tradegy in England, a girl nicknamed Souls house just got hit with a bomb." Fortune says, yes I finally got what I wanted, haha. "But the girl 18 yrs. old walked away." Fortune says, "WHAT!!!!! WHAT A B***H. May 7, 2002 Fortune says, "why is it a bad day, I know it will be." She clicks on the news, to channel 4. She sees that a man named Harry just got killed in a brutal shooting. She hurries up and tapes it and records it. Formally known as "Sugar Buns" has been photographed. They show him naked from behind and in front. And they say, "now I know why they call him Sugar Buns." When they show the two news anchors, they show Soul Angel as one of them. Fortune then throws some punch and pie at the t.v. Soul says, "Man thats a whole lot a flakes on that mans Butt." She then says, "We have a new caller, the name is, WHAT a b***h, its Fortune." They hear Fortune saying, "WHAT A B***H, YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK, YOU ARE GONNA BURN, SHUT YOUR STINKIN MOUTH, YOU UGLY PERSON YOU! . Man she has got problems. May 8, 2002 This is the day for Kamari ices funeral. They just throw him in a ash thing, and spread it out in the Pacific Ocean. Soul then retires. Well retires to the Porta Potty. She then gets out and someone goes in. It is Diane Sawyer from ABC. She gets out in one second and says, "DON'T YOU EVER GET IN THIS THING OR ANY BATHROOM AGAIN B***H . To Be CoNtInUeD |
I think that's called Brain cancer :D
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Forgive me askin'... but what's Peyote ?
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May 9, 2002
Rei gets up, and dies right when she gets up. Freaky! Well she is thrown in a ditch and forgotten in centuries, and is never saw of again. It is called the ps2fantasy virus, and its the first to strike Rei, Kamari just died because he couldn't hang with the people of ps2fantasy. And what is the point when their is a virus, and nobody can get to the forums. Rei didn't even know, and she is sent to the shortplane, that only covers 1 inch of land. Me Kamari is sent to the longest farplane. Well its Fortune and the other members left. Rei is long forgotten, and ether is in the air. Ether because Fortune is tired of taking Soul Angels sick lies. She'd rather forget than remember. May 10, 2002 Rei's ghost goes to the site, and notices that its back. Rei's ghost goes locking crazy and locks everybodys threads, and spams the whole thing. That strikes a comet into Rei's computer and her ghost goes away. Kamari is the one that struck her with the comet, and laughs. Well Diane Sawyer appears by Soul in Souls Talk Show, Soul under fire. Diane justs back talks to Soul, and the background turns to Jerry Springer. They still fight and in the audience they say, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY! Then Jerry says, "Today we are talkin about fighting against a Soul, if you just tuned in, it is the same before the commercials, Diane and Soul are still fighting." They are both in the background, YOU SLUT, YOU W***E, YOU EVERYTHING! Oh, now lets see what they did at Souls trailer. Diane starts to write in paint on the side of her trailer, B***H. Soul comes out and trips on her doritos chips. Diane starts to jump on Souls back then runs away. Soul runs 1 mph to chase Diane. May 11, 2002 Rei starts bothering people in their dreams. In their dreams they bother their people so much, they start to smoke Ether in their dreams just to get rid of her. They say, they'd rather Fortune or Harry instead of ignorant Rei. To be continued! |
:laugh: I think kamari-ice is a littl' pissed of a Rei because she closed his thread... Don't worry too much pal... you'll eventually come up with another good thread...
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No, I am making everybody die, because it is called ps2fantasy virus. There will be only one person alive, try to guess who it will be. And if ya'll want to know, I don't know what spamming is, so, SORRY rei for posting a thread you don't like. I am gonna OBEY your rules. :mad:
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Argh ! I hope I won't die... or at least I hope I'll die of a very honorable death...
Did I tell you how smart I think you are ? :nerv: |
Uhmm, thats not gonna help you, try harder. :evil: vs. :good:
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No ? Damn...
You're so smart... your IQ = 5 times Rei's... and that's A LOT ! |
Hmm.
Let me give you a hint, don't try so hard, :good: There will be three people that live. Thats 3 out of 200 or so people. Just keep on praying, :evil: That Rei thing won't cut it. |
Amen to that ! :D
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It will take years though to figure out who lives.
Because I am going with the dates. Probably by the end of 2004 I will post who Will live. |
Wtf ?!? You're not really gonna wait that long ?
Ah man... if someone dies everyday, you should be done in less than a year. |
Maybe, but it will take a long time than that.
Who knows, they all might come back, instead of Rei. But, I won't wait long, because you don't want that, so I won't, by november or december |
May 12, 2002
Rei comes back to life, locks up another site, then dies. Qjij_jijQ wakes up to a peaceful morning. Rei is calling him, he says, wtf. Rei appears in the toilet. I mean in the water of the toilet. She says, "get kamari off the site, he keeps spamming." Then she says, "wtf, don't press that flusher, keep kamari away from general CHAT." Qjij_jijQ just flushes the toilet, and goes outside. Mourdor is still asleep in his scooby-doo blanket and pajamas. He wakes, and falls back asleep. Guess who he is dreaming about? To Be Continued! |
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Imagine if Rei closes this thread. That would be funny! :laugh:
Hmm...can I be one of the few that lives? If not...can I have a REALLY REALLY efil death? :D |
Woohoo ! I'm not dead !
Mena, maybe we could escape from the virus together in a spaceship or somethin' :D Of course that would mean we would have to repopulate the earth by ourselves... :D :D :D |
lol, ya'll two.
Okay! May 13, 2002 Mena is dreaming away. Dreaming about if Qjij REALLY likes her. She thinks that she is Hello Kitty, and well she is. She wakes up and notices that Qjij left her a note. It says, "hello, sweet honey bun, I have been dreaming of you, thinking that you are Hello Kitty. Have you too been dreaming, Mena. Well if you don't write back, I know you do. I am the King of the world{end of letter}. Rei somehow comes back to life, and turns to Cartoon Network, and watches Jhonny Bravo. She starts acting like him. Fortune busts in, and Rei starts to watch The Powerpuff Girls. Rei then turns into Bubbles and loses all her hair. Fortune drops all her stuff, and faints. Rei/Bubbles blows a bubble. She then flies over a volcanoe, and somehow loses control and falls in, but before she goes in she rolls down the hill, and doesn't go in to the volcanoe. She takes off her shoe and notices she got Foot Fungus. Mourdor comes out of the blue, and kills her off. He says, "I wish I can keep on coming back like that." Soul comes behind him, and starts to kiss him. Well then you know what happens then. May 14, 2002 Mena walks around with her cute Hello Kitty purse and says, "where is Fortune?" She almost falls into a crack in the road, but then Qjij comes and saves her. She lives a long life, Thtas what her Horoscope says. And also Qjij does too. Merylsilverberg comes out of a blue ocean, and starts to run for some reason. She can't find her long lost love. To Be Continued/ |
lol !
That, I like ! :D |
I Dunno.
I Dunno Kamari, But This Story Of Yours Doesn't Make Me Laugh At All. Infact, I Thought It Was Corny...And Was Not A Good Humour. Sorry, But Most Of The Time, I Can Tell.....Each Member U Dont Like Or Have Anything Against Ure Swearing Or Making Him/Her Suffer In Ure Fiction. And No One Can Blame U For Talking Or Telling Them Arrogant And Vulgar Stuff Cause Then U'll Say Its Just Pure Fiction And Nothing Else.
I Seriously Think U Could Have Done A Better Job In Making Us All Laugh. I Know People Liked It (Guess They Didn't Get The Reality Behind The Fiction) But Still........!.! |
I know what you're sayin' MakgSnake... Hope there isn't anyone that's actually gettin' hurt in all this, 'cuz if it's the case, it becomes really not a laughing matter.
I don't know... I thought it was all in good fun. Rei didn't seem too offended by that, but it still is some pretty rough stuff. AS long as others don't mind, I guess it's okay... |
Well, you two do have a point there.
Yet, I think this is just a story. It's just like when I wrote mine. It was supposed to be funny and yet, someone got offended even after I specified that anything said in the story was of no real meaning. People should not get offended over a simple story. Sure, if the writer does in fact do it out of mischief, then they do have a right to be upset. However, like Qjij said, Rei, IMO, was the only person that could have taken this story offensively. Yet, she didn't. I mean, come on. These are just stories that are meant for fun. Personally, I did find this story quite humorous. BTW: Sure Qjij...I think we better begin to plan our escape! :D |
Excellent Mena ! I knew you would come... :D
Let's just hope the future will be kind to us ( kamari-ice ) Have any ideas for our children's names ? ;) After all... the sake of the entire human race is up to us. |
Haha https://www.colute.net/cwm/otn/laughing/lol2.gif !!
Yes, let us hope the future does not suddenly decide to decimate our future plans. Em, perhaps we should name one after you. Qjij_jijQ. That's a congenial tongue twister, ne? :D |
lol !
I totally agree with you Mena :laugh: But don't forget that we're in this together... So if it's a girl, let's call her Mena Jr. :D Or... if we end up having something that's neither a boy nor a girl, we'll just call him/her Mejij or Qjina. What do ya think... honey ? ;) |
Haha!
Ah yes, of course we can call her Mena Jr. if she happens to be a female. A child with no aparent gender you say? Would it then not be considered a monster, or perhaps maybe even a mutant? That'd be a little scary, ne? Ah. I think Qjina would suit it perfectly! You are such a bright intellectual...honey bunch :laugh: |
Ah ! Come on... you're makin' me blush cupcake ! :D
You know that you're pretty smart yourself... If our kid ends up being a mutant... We'll just raise "it" like it was a normal kid and maybe, just maybe... someday, "it" will become the next president of the United States... I would be so proud :happy: With both our superior intellects, we can achieve anythin' ! |
Yes, you are completely right again!
It doesn't matter if our bundle of joy isn't exactly -normal-. We will still raise just as if it were! Ah, yes. If we coalesce our erudition together, we can create a truly extensive knowledge! Imagine if our little one were to in fact become president...I too would be extremely proud my sweet honey pu! |
Ah ! The joy of being incredibly intelligent... what a blessing ! :D
Plus, if he/she gets your charming personality, no one would ever be able to say no to him/her... It's physically impossible. ;) I'm sure you can agree with that sweety ! |
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Continued!
May 15, 2002 Makgsnake Helps out Qjij_Qjij and Mena{formaly known as Hello Kitty}, out of the hole. Mena gives Makg a kiss on his cheeks. He then gets beet red. He walks around and soon finds this ugly person she says, "You look like a man." He turns around and flicks the finger. Then she says, "Like that hurts me man." Then she says, "You know what?" Makg says, "No?!" She says, "You look like a man." Then Makg, "You look like a B***H." She says, "Tryin to come back huh." He just walks off. Later on he goes into a warp, he then sees the future. He sees him having no true love, he sees a scroll saying, the next women you see will be your true love, and if you don't kiss her, you will not have a true love. He goes back to the present. He bumps into this good lookin women, better lookin than Christina Agularia. She drops her books. Makg helps her out, "Here let me help you." She says, "Thanks, but I can handle it." He helps her out even though, and when they start to get up, Makg kisses her. He french kisses her. Her name is Sara. Maybe they can get the HOOK' UP. Guess who comes back and says, "You look like a pan." May 16, 2002 Well everybody is afraid of the Ps2fantasy Virus. Rei is in a someones bed, and when that person puts down the covers she says, "I see dead people." The man just faints. She sits in front of a messed up t.v. and a station that the man can't catch. His wife comes in, and Rei says, "Harry's back." Then she gets a furrball stuck in her throat. She disappears. Fortune wonders what Harry is doing. She is about to go searchin for him, when she opens the door he is standin there with a smile on your face. Fortune gets some VIAGRA from the cabinet. And I don't have to say whats next. *COUGHS, AND CLEARS THROAT* |
Oh would you look at that. I was not aware of the fact that we were in a hole darling!
Yes dear. Superior knowledge is truly a blessing! However, let's not be arrogant...remember, there's still some humans left besides ourselves! When they're gone...then it'll be different :D |
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