merylsilverburg
Oct 26th, 2005, 01:21 AM
Okay, okay, call me mean or whatever for doing this, but I would like to hear some ideas on creating a good computer prank to play on another person without them knowing that I'm the one doing it. If you want to know the reason why I'm doing this, here it is but it's rather long, be warned:
During the summer, around July, another family had moved down here from New York to open a restaurant in our town...my family and them got into a partnership together, so that's why they moved down here. Because these people are considered our friends (or somewhat "relatives" but not really) my family had to get them settled in, show them around, and basically make them feel comfortable here. Well, this family has this 15 year old pestering, spoiled-beyond-belief, cunning, whore-ish, bitchy, little brat daughter. From the beginning of July all the way to the middle of August, my sister and I had to spend every bloody day with this nightmare. If we didn't have to we wouldn't but the reason why we had to was because her mom is also a cunning, crafty, bitchy, brainwashing, dominating bitch and she has basically deluded my pathetic dad into thinking she's "the greatest and smartest person on the planet." So, if my sister and I do a slight thing to even offend them (oh, let's say like not spending a day with that daughter) the mom will go off and say something very "Asian" and fucking annoying to my dad, like "Oh...so were both your daughters busy today? Oh, they weren't? Oh, just wondering, because they didn't take my daughter out today so I was just wondering, that's all"...trying to be this sweet, innocent, fucking-angel but also hinting that we're being RUDE (we want to rest a day...is that a crime? We're home-bodies, we don't like going out anyway). Then, my dad would have a fit with us (since he's basically revers that bitch-mom as God or something) and never let us hear the end of it and start up some childish fight which will NEVER END. So, that's why we did it.
Well, during the course of those precious summer months wasted, my sister and I literally bought everything for her (because it's an Asian politeness thing...since she's "the guest" and we're older, we have to do this), spend all our time with her, ate at the places she wants to eat, had to put up with her, had to listen to her stupid brainless attempts at "conversation" and so much more that I'm literally traumatized. Imagine a very lazy, sighs-at-everything-and-can't-lift-a-finger airhead teenager who grew up hanging out with Blacks and Hispanics, so she actually believes she's black/hispanic (not that there's anything wrong with this, but it's the bullshit she tells us, like "Back in New York, ALL the blacks said I was the coolest Asian who could act black, like, ever!!" but it's funny because she doesn't act Black or Hispanic at all). She has long straight boring dyed hair, blue contacts, wears clothes like Jennifer Lopez or Britney Spears, gold hooped earrings, denies that she's "Asian" even though she ACTS so very Asian (example: gets offended when someone makes a joke about Asians, even though it's true, or says something negative about Asia even though it's true, checks up on Asian celebrities, gets happy whenever an Asian makes it in the US industry, like CoCo Lee, talks about the other Asian teens back in NY who would always wear black (very true) and hang outside Burger King, of which they refer to as the "BK" so they can sound cool and how she thinks they are "sooo dorky" but from the way she talks about them, you can SO tell she's envious of them and desperately wants to join that group!) and has that stupid "Asian Power" crap going on. She's also a major bitch...just because I act, oh I don't know, more MATURE than she does, she has a "problem" against me...everything I like, she tries to make negative comments on it. Like, how I love Japan...one movie showed a Japanese businessman asking a girl if she's a hooker and the brat turns to me and smugly (she loves doing that) says "Oh wow....so I guess ALL Japanese guys thinks EVERY girl is a hooker and likes sex" and since I knew she thought I'd get angry, I just laughed and said "Well it's stereotype but it's actually somewhat true" so she just sat there and pouted and fumed. :laugh: And imagine this brat going through MAJOR ANGST and mumbling "I dunno" and "I dun care" EVERYTIME you ask her a question.
"What would you like to have for dinner?"
"I dunno."
"Are you in the mood to watch a movie?"
"I dun care."
"What do you like to do?"
"I dunno."
OMFG!! And the only shows she loves watching are sexual or stupid angsty shows, like "Sex in the City" (which we had to endure watching 3 seasons of that mind-numbingly dumb series) or "Anywhere But Here." She ADMIRES trashy-looking women, like this one Vietnamese model who I strongly believe is a hooker and the only thing she has on her mind is guys, guys, sex, love, and celebrities (let's just say she can report an entire LIFE HISTORY of a celebrity, okay? We were talking about Heath Ledger because of his movie "A Knights Tale" and I said "Oh, I think he's British, yeah?" because I don't fucking know or care, I was trying to make conversation and she looks at me and smugly says "He's Australian" like as if I was the most retarded person on the planet for not knowing that. Oooh, good for her, does she want a fucking gold medal for her sad and stupid lack of individuality that she has to idolize every celebrity in Hollywood?). And to add insult to the injury, we had to take her around this stupid microscopic town where there's nowhere to go (especially coming from NY) and the ONLY place she shops at is a T.J. Maxx, so uh...guess what? I kid you not, everyday we had to go to T.J. Maxx...she REFUSES to buy clothes unless it's from this store!!! She reallys LOVES to look like she's wealthy and upper-class, but she knows she can't pull it off. She wants SO DESPERATELY to look like Sarah Jessica Parker or her character "Carrie" on that damn show, so she only shops at T.J. Maxx to get designer brands because it makes her feel better about herself. She has deluded herself into believing that she can be, oh, upper-class if she wears designer brands for less!! Once a whore, always a whore, doesn't she know that?!
Alright, enough of this...if I say anymore I'll seriously tear the computer apart. I hope you guys get the general idea of this horrendous situation I had to go through, so that's why I want to get even (because of all that crap we endured and one time we had to pay for a pair of shoes that costs $40 and she said she will pay us back but always claiming she has no money. Oh, but on her weblog (which I secretly found out about) she goes off and writes how she spent nearly ALL her money buying jewelry and stuff for her "mommy", how fucking pathetic at 15 years old. It's not so much she's not paying us back, but it's more the fact that she basically bullshits all the time and it gets really annoying since we know she does).
So, yes, are there any good computer pranks? I must do it sometime this week or next because Halloween is coming up and she gets so scared about the paranormal/supernatural...I was thinking of signing up with another free e-mail and sending her messages like "You're cursed" or "Someone's out to get you" or something like that. Yes, I know it's very immature, but I can't help myself...to battle against such an abomination who is extremely immature herself requires such an act. So, if anyone can help out, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thank you in advance for those who took the time to read this and to help me if you do. :)
During the summer, around July, another family had moved down here from New York to open a restaurant in our town...my family and them got into a partnership together, so that's why they moved down here. Because these people are considered our friends (or somewhat "relatives" but not really) my family had to get them settled in, show them around, and basically make them feel comfortable here. Well, this family has this 15 year old pestering, spoiled-beyond-belief, cunning, whore-ish, bitchy, little brat daughter. From the beginning of July all the way to the middle of August, my sister and I had to spend every bloody day with this nightmare. If we didn't have to we wouldn't but the reason why we had to was because her mom is also a cunning, crafty, bitchy, brainwashing, dominating bitch and she has basically deluded my pathetic dad into thinking she's "the greatest and smartest person on the planet." So, if my sister and I do a slight thing to even offend them (oh, let's say like not spending a day with that daughter) the mom will go off and say something very "Asian" and fucking annoying to my dad, like "Oh...so were both your daughters busy today? Oh, they weren't? Oh, just wondering, because they didn't take my daughter out today so I was just wondering, that's all"...trying to be this sweet, innocent, fucking-angel but also hinting that we're being RUDE (we want to rest a day...is that a crime? We're home-bodies, we don't like going out anyway). Then, my dad would have a fit with us (since he's basically revers that bitch-mom as God or something) and never let us hear the end of it and start up some childish fight which will NEVER END. So, that's why we did it.
Well, during the course of those precious summer months wasted, my sister and I literally bought everything for her (because it's an Asian politeness thing...since she's "the guest" and we're older, we have to do this), spend all our time with her, ate at the places she wants to eat, had to put up with her, had to listen to her stupid brainless attempts at "conversation" and so much more that I'm literally traumatized. Imagine a very lazy, sighs-at-everything-and-can't-lift-a-finger airhead teenager who grew up hanging out with Blacks and Hispanics, so she actually believes she's black/hispanic (not that there's anything wrong with this, but it's the bullshit she tells us, like "Back in New York, ALL the blacks said I was the coolest Asian who could act black, like, ever!!" but it's funny because she doesn't act Black or Hispanic at all). She has long straight boring dyed hair, blue contacts, wears clothes like Jennifer Lopez or Britney Spears, gold hooped earrings, denies that she's "Asian" even though she ACTS so very Asian (example: gets offended when someone makes a joke about Asians, even though it's true, or says something negative about Asia even though it's true, checks up on Asian celebrities, gets happy whenever an Asian makes it in the US industry, like CoCo Lee, talks about the other Asian teens back in NY who would always wear black (very true) and hang outside Burger King, of which they refer to as the "BK" so they can sound cool and how she thinks they are "sooo dorky" but from the way she talks about them, you can SO tell she's envious of them and desperately wants to join that group!) and has that stupid "Asian Power" crap going on. She's also a major bitch...just because I act, oh I don't know, more MATURE than she does, she has a "problem" against me...everything I like, she tries to make negative comments on it. Like, how I love Japan...one movie showed a Japanese businessman asking a girl if she's a hooker and the brat turns to me and smugly (she loves doing that) says "Oh wow....so I guess ALL Japanese guys thinks EVERY girl is a hooker and likes sex" and since I knew she thought I'd get angry, I just laughed and said "Well it's stereotype but it's actually somewhat true" so she just sat there and pouted and fumed. :laugh: And imagine this brat going through MAJOR ANGST and mumbling "I dunno" and "I dun care" EVERYTIME you ask her a question.
"What would you like to have for dinner?"
"I dunno."
"Are you in the mood to watch a movie?"
"I dun care."
"What do you like to do?"
"I dunno."
OMFG!! And the only shows she loves watching are sexual or stupid angsty shows, like "Sex in the City" (which we had to endure watching 3 seasons of that mind-numbingly dumb series) or "Anywhere But Here." She ADMIRES trashy-looking women, like this one Vietnamese model who I strongly believe is a hooker and the only thing she has on her mind is guys, guys, sex, love, and celebrities (let's just say she can report an entire LIFE HISTORY of a celebrity, okay? We were talking about Heath Ledger because of his movie "A Knights Tale" and I said "Oh, I think he's British, yeah?" because I don't fucking know or care, I was trying to make conversation and she looks at me and smugly says "He's Australian" like as if I was the most retarded person on the planet for not knowing that. Oooh, good for her, does she want a fucking gold medal for her sad and stupid lack of individuality that she has to idolize every celebrity in Hollywood?). And to add insult to the injury, we had to take her around this stupid microscopic town where there's nowhere to go (especially coming from NY) and the ONLY place she shops at is a T.J. Maxx, so uh...guess what? I kid you not, everyday we had to go to T.J. Maxx...she REFUSES to buy clothes unless it's from this store!!! She reallys LOVES to look like she's wealthy and upper-class, but she knows she can't pull it off. She wants SO DESPERATELY to look like Sarah Jessica Parker or her character "Carrie" on that damn show, so she only shops at T.J. Maxx to get designer brands because it makes her feel better about herself. She has deluded herself into believing that she can be, oh, upper-class if she wears designer brands for less!! Once a whore, always a whore, doesn't she know that?!
Alright, enough of this...if I say anymore I'll seriously tear the computer apart. I hope you guys get the general idea of this horrendous situation I had to go through, so that's why I want to get even (because of all that crap we endured and one time we had to pay for a pair of shoes that costs $40 and she said she will pay us back but always claiming she has no money. Oh, but on her weblog (which I secretly found out about) she goes off and writes how she spent nearly ALL her money buying jewelry and stuff for her "mommy", how fucking pathetic at 15 years old. It's not so much she's not paying us back, but it's more the fact that she basically bullshits all the time and it gets really annoying since we know she does).
So, yes, are there any good computer pranks? I must do it sometime this week or next because Halloween is coming up and she gets so scared about the paranormal/supernatural...I was thinking of signing up with another free e-mail and sending her messages like "You're cursed" or "Someone's out to get you" or something like that. Yes, I know it's very immature, but I can't help myself...to battle against such an abomination who is extremely immature herself requires such an act. So, if anyone can help out, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thank you in advance for those who took the time to read this and to help me if you do. :)