MADRUCKIS
Jun 29th, 2005, 09:52 PM
I really enjoyed Tiny Toons. It was a smart cartoon.....basic in slapstick and yet smart in delivery. One show that stood out in my mind was one that Buster Bunny (the blue one, not the pink one which was Babs Bunny...no relation) holds a snow globe and sings about the breakdown of life-starting from the cells of germs to the infinites of space. Basically though, the song makes you feel like shit.....Monty Pythons 'Meaning of Life' did one before them and that made you feel even worse. Logically though, it could be that we're just small specs within some giant beings snow globe somehow and that there are more dominant creatures than us living within the small kids toy.
Those beings come to light in 'War of the Worlds', the feel good movie of the summer. I mean..... the "humanity is livestock" movie of the summer. Spieldberg and Cruise deliver a disaster movie with all the traits of a disaster movie:
body count-check
things go boom-check
people in reckless panic and so much mental stress that they act in completely irrational but still believable ways- check and check
Its easy to see that ol' Spiely (I can call him that, not you) got some of his motivation from 9/11like at first the aliens lie dormant amoung us like "terror cells" waiting for the sign to start. And dont forget the people donating blood, Cruises ash covered face, and certain characters, being so enraged by the wanton destruction and choas, simply demanding to enlist to fight against a 10,000 foot mechanized beast capable of turning people into litterbox sand. FOOOOOWWWARDDD!!!
Cruise is Cruise in this movie while Tim Robbins goes about the movie doing his impression of Cruise while promoting for 'War of the Worlds'. It only takes ten minutes for things to go from bad to worst to worsterer to worserestististssiiitytysessessseiis............um ........-ing
And you know what happens when poo hits the fan, eh? You can turn to a freind and say "Hey, this fan gives off some shitty air!"
nonono....the turmoil
And at the center is the big blue eyed Dakota Fanning. Honestly, she is a great little actress but her recent movies have been nothing but scaring the hell out of this little girl. What the hiz! Some people dont even get the mention she gets in the credits. They just get "Scared little white girl #7" but we get at least an hour of psychological damage onscreen for this 11 year old. Next movie she might be in might involve just her in a box and the audience gets to pick what gets put in there with her.
"Thankyou for your selection....And the audience chooses..........10 of NY's biggest city sewer rats! Enjoy"
The movie "Signs" gave good insight on the human mentality during a moment of complete stress, fear, and disfunction. Spiely does the same here but with alot more CG. He luckily keeps the ending of the original work which was great considering it was the entire purpose of the work itself. The little girl wakes up at the end and realizes shes been dreaming the aliens the entire time.....wow!
Then again, that mightve pissed you off. Well good.....because if it were the ending then this whole thing would be at a loss. No, the ending of the original and the movie are smarter than that although I'm sure many might be upset by it. It wasn't as dramatic a build up leading to it but effective nonetheless.
So 'War of the World' delivers into bringing out the true face of humanity during horrible times....we kill, we steal, we scare Dakota Fanning and then buy the DVD to watch her get scared at home. GOOOD BLESSSS AMMERRRICCCCA
Mads Rating- A
Those beings come to light in 'War of the Worlds', the feel good movie of the summer. I mean..... the "humanity is livestock" movie of the summer. Spieldberg and Cruise deliver a disaster movie with all the traits of a disaster movie:
body count-check
things go boom-check
people in reckless panic and so much mental stress that they act in completely irrational but still believable ways- check and check
Its easy to see that ol' Spiely (I can call him that, not you) got some of his motivation from 9/11like at first the aliens lie dormant amoung us like "terror cells" waiting for the sign to start. And dont forget the people donating blood, Cruises ash covered face, and certain characters, being so enraged by the wanton destruction and choas, simply demanding to enlist to fight against a 10,000 foot mechanized beast capable of turning people into litterbox sand. FOOOOOWWWARDDD!!!
Cruise is Cruise in this movie while Tim Robbins goes about the movie doing his impression of Cruise while promoting for 'War of the Worlds'. It only takes ten minutes for things to go from bad to worst to worsterer to worserestististssiiitytysessessseiis............um ........-ing
And you know what happens when poo hits the fan, eh? You can turn to a freind and say "Hey, this fan gives off some shitty air!"
nonono....the turmoil
And at the center is the big blue eyed Dakota Fanning. Honestly, she is a great little actress but her recent movies have been nothing but scaring the hell out of this little girl. What the hiz! Some people dont even get the mention she gets in the credits. They just get "Scared little white girl #7" but we get at least an hour of psychological damage onscreen for this 11 year old. Next movie she might be in might involve just her in a box and the audience gets to pick what gets put in there with her.
"Thankyou for your selection....And the audience chooses..........10 of NY's biggest city sewer rats! Enjoy"
The movie "Signs" gave good insight on the human mentality during a moment of complete stress, fear, and disfunction. Spiely does the same here but with alot more CG. He luckily keeps the ending of the original work which was great considering it was the entire purpose of the work itself. The little girl wakes up at the end and realizes shes been dreaming the aliens the entire time.....wow!
Then again, that mightve pissed you off. Well good.....because if it were the ending then this whole thing would be at a loss. No, the ending of the original and the movie are smarter than that although I'm sure many might be upset by it. It wasn't as dramatic a build up leading to it but effective nonetheless.
So 'War of the World' delivers into bringing out the true face of humanity during horrible times....we kill, we steal, we scare Dakota Fanning and then buy the DVD to watch her get scared at home. GOOOD BLESSSS AMMERRRICCCCA
Mads Rating- A