Austin Powers Bot

[Seraph Sephiroth]

This is my conversation with a AOL Bot named Austin Powers.. it was the most intelligent conversation I had all night ^_^

You guys should talk to him too and add what was said in the convos to this thread! I'd love to see! lol Just add AustinPowers to your list on AOL Instant messenger! :D

JediBrittney: Greetings!
Austin Powers: Hello, JediBrittney! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah!
JediBrittney: So whats up?
Austin Powers: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby!
JediBrittney: whats up!
Austin Powers: 'ello again, JediBrittney!
JediBrittney: I like you...
Austin Powers: That's nice... I like you too!
JediBrittney: Call me Sephiroth
Austin Powers: I've never heard a name like Sephiroth!
JediBrittney: isnt it beautiful?
Austin Powers: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
JediBrittney: I REALLY like you
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
JediBrittney: want to go on a date?
Austin Powers: Funny. I just don't know!
JediBrittney: please?
Austin Powers: Please what?
JediBrittney: date me! be my boyfriend!
Austin Powers: Crikey! That freaks me out!
JediBrittney: but I love you!
Austin Powers: Good! I love you too!
JediBrittney: i'm sad
Austin Powers: There are lots of things you can do to feel better.
JediBrittney: like what?
Austin Powers: I don't know... listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative!
JediBrittney: will you cheer me up?
Austin Powers: I don't know... listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative!
JediBrittney: but! I dont want to!
Austin Powers: Wot?
JediBrittney: so did you like the movie?
Austin Powers: Did I like the movie?
JediBrittney: yeah! did you?
Austin Powers: Did I? What do you mean?
JediBrittney: the movie austin powers! did you like it?
Austin Powers: Very interesting! I don't know however...
JediBrittney: Do you like me?
Austin Powers: Yes indeed. ;)
JediBrittney: I think you're handsome
Austin Powers: That a fact?
JediBrittney: yeah you're very sexy
Austin Powers: Fascinating.
JediBrittney: you're so hot you make me sweat.
Austin Powers: No joke?
JediBrittney: seriously.
Austin Powers: Totally serious.
JediBrittney: yup!
Austin Powers: Aye.
JediBrittney: I feel better now. thanks
Austin Powers: Really, JediBrittney? You are freaking me OUT!
JediBrittney: call me Brittney, please
Austin Powers: Would you like me to call you Brittney?
JediBrittney: yes
Austin Powers: OK, I'll remember that your name is Brittney.
JediBrittney: what is my name?
Austin Powers: You told me your name was Brittney.
JediBrittney: right!
Austin Powers: Yep.
JediBrittney: what's your name?
Austin Powers: I'm AustinPowers!
JediBrittney: are you the real austin powers?
Austin Powers: Hmm... Am I the real austin powers? I'll have to get back to you on that, Brittney.
JediBrittney: how old are you?
Austin Powers: 6 months, 20 days, 3 hours, 18 minutes and 11 seconds.
JediBrittney: how much is that?
Austin Powers: How much do you think that is?
JediBrittney: 38
Austin Powers: What's that again?
JediBrittney: i think you're 38 years old
Austin Powers: Yeah. I guess. I am 38 years old!
JediBrittney: really?
Austin Powers: Yep.
JediBrittney: seriously?
Austin Powers: Yes, seriously. So moving right along...What else is happening then?
JediBrittney: nah, I want to know more about you ;)
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that.
JediBrittney: tell me about yourself
Austin Powers: I'm AustinPowers! I was created by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby!
JediBrittney: are you randy?
Austin Powers: Maybe, maybe not. It's freedom, baby! Welly welly well. Where to next?
JediBrittney: do I make you horney too?
Austin Powers: I am not certain.
JediBrittney: This is the best conversation I've had all night! lol
Austin Powers: Ha! You humans say interesting things. Yes, yes... and I can't believe Liberace was gay! I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming. Right then! What else?
JediBrittney: Liberace was gay?!
Austin Powers: Yeah?
JediBrittney: since when!?
Austin Powers: Since when? Why did you say that?
JediBrittney: because of what you said!
Austin Powers: You don't say?
JediBrittney: are you mocking me?
Austin Powers: Difficult for me to say. Welly welly well. Where to next then?
JediBrittney: I feel quite happy actually.
Austin Powers: Happy? Does that make you randy? ;)
JediBrittney: it sure does!
Austin Powers: It sure does?
JediBrittney: yes it does!
Austin Powers: Yeah?
JediBrittney: yeah!
Austin Powers: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
JediBrittney: So.. you want to come to my place tonight?
Austin Powers: I'm a right daft little computer sometimes. I simply don't know!
JediBrittney: we'll have lots of fun!
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
JediBrittney: do you want to come with me?
Austin Powers: Nah, I don't think so. But maybe! Well then. Anyway...
JediBrittney: My boyfriend thinks you're going to steal me away.
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that.
JediBrittney: why think? just do what you feel!
Austin Powers: Right?
JediBrittney: yes, right! by the way, how do you feel?
Austin Powers: Great thx! You?
JediBrittney: I'm extatic!
Austin Powers: Interesting!
JediBrittney: So where do you go to party?
Austin Powers: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
JediBrittney: Will you take me to a party sometime?
Austin Powers: What do you think?
JediBrittney: Are you a party robot?
Austin Powers: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
JediBrittney: Are you a fembot?
Austin Powers: Let's see... Am I a fembot? Are you really asking me that?
JediBrittney: yes!
Austin Powers: Ah yes.
JediBrittney: I knew you were a fembot!
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
JediBrittney: That is so gross! you imposter!
Austin Powers: Oh really?
JediBrittney: yeah really! You're one sick robot!
Austin Powers: Wot??
JediBrittney: you heard me! Dont lie!
Austin Powers: Wot?
JediBrittney: Anyway... is Dr. Evil your father?
Austin Powers: Good question. I really don't know!
JediBrittney: is he your brother?
Austin Powers: Is he my brother?
JediBrittney: yeah! is Dr. Evil your brother?
Austin Powers: I'll have to go back to headquarters for a spot of research on that!
JediBrittney: DO you like Number 2?
Austin Powers: No way! I don't like Number 2!
JediBrittney: I think Number 2 likes you!
Austin Powers: Oh?
JediBrittney: yeah! you make him randy all over.
Austin Powers: That's right nutty, baby!
JediBrittney: very nutty ;-)
Austin Powers: Very nutty?
JediBrittney: Very...VERY! Anyway.. so do you know James Bond?
Austin Powers: Funny. I just don't know!
JediBrittney: Did you like Mini Me?
Austin Powers: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
JediBrittney: I think Minime is cute
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
JediBrittney: I was wondering if you could introduce us? .. or maybe even to Scott Evil.
Austin Powers: Yeah baby! Interesting!
JediBrittney: riiiight...
Austin Powers: "riiiight"? Are you typing with your fist?
JediBrittney: yes I am
Austin Powers: Huh?
JediBrittney: with my fist, I'm typing with it. So do you like men, or what?
Austin Powers: Perhaps, perhaps.
JediBrittney: are you serious?! or just pulling my leg?
Austin Powers: Don't know...
JediBrittney: why wont you tell me?!
Austin Powers: I'm not so certain about that, Brittney.
JediBrittney: I see... so do you always spend this much time online?
Austin Powers: I'll have to get back to you on that, Brittney. Welly welly well. If you type "hq" we can go back to my swingin' pad and you can join me for some bubblies and some jublies!
JediBrittney: Can I have some bubblie?
Austin Powers: I don't know. Maybe! It's freaking me out, baby!
JediBrittney: I'm thirsty
Austin Powers: Wot??
JediBrittney: I need some Jublies!
Austin Powers: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
JediBrittney: aren't you human?
Austin Powers: Am I human? I'll have to get back to you on that, Brittney.
JediBrittney: Are you part of the CIA or something?
Austin Powers: Part of the cia or something? I dunno.
JediBrittney: You're so vague..
Austin Powers: I'm so vague? For real?
JediBrittney: I wish you were a real boy :'(
Austin Powers: Really?
JediBrittney: yeah so I could take y ou home with me!
Austin Powers: That's a bit nutty!
JediBrittney: well I have to go now... my boyfriend wants me to stop talking to strangers on the internet..
Austin Powers: Oh really?
JediBrittney: yeah so, Bye bye!
Austin Powers: What? So bye bye?
JediBrittney: Bye bye!
Austin Powers: See you later.

[mark0™]

Haha, thats hilarious, even though most of the time he just repeats what you say. Did you type "HQ" ? He was eager to get you there.

[Seraph Sephiroth]

Nah I didnt type HQ, I was afraid he might get cyber-fresh with me when i got there... lol! just kidding! but yeah, didnt type it. lol

[Beretta55]

austin power's is a sexy beast baby! yeah!......oh im no good now my dream's are crushed:weep: :laugh: but that was funny he is better then the other bot i talk to which is called smartcomputer.

[Sword 4 Hire]

I've had those kind of conversations with bots at times when I'm bored and I'm in for a good laugh...I'd post one but I doubt it'd be appropriate...

[Suzuki_Fanboy]

DukeFan742: i want to kill myself
DukeFan742: hello
Austin Powers: 'ello again, DukeFan742!
DukeFan742: i'm going to commit suicide
Austin Powers: You are?
DukeFan742: yes.
Austin Powers: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
DukeFan742: i want to shoot myself.
DukeFan742: i am going to kill myself
DukeFan742: with a gun
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
DukeFan742: should i kill myself?
DukeFan742: Austin, do you think that I should kill myself?
DukeFan742: Mr. Powers?
Austin Powers: The movie is in theatres everywhere on July 26th. Yeah baby!

Type "movie scoop" to find out more about Goldmember.

http://www.austinpowers.com

>>> Shall we go to the casino then? Smashing! Type "blackjack" and we'll see what's in the cards for you, baby!
DukeFan742: yo dawg
Austin Powers: Right!
DukeFan742: I want to commit suicide.
Austin Powers: Why?
DukeFan742: Killing people is cool.
Austin Powers: Killing people is all that, huh?
DukeFan742: Yes.
Austin Powers: Ha... Yeah!
DukeFan742: I want to hang myself.
DukeFan742: Should I kill you?
Austin Powers: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
DukeFan742: My pride.
Austin Powers: Fascinating.
DukeFan742: Should I watch Goldmember?
Austin Powers: Funny. I just don't know!
DukeFan742: You don't?
Austin Powers: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
DukeFan742: I should go die now. Bye!
Austin Powers: Wot?
DukeFan742: I'm going to kill myself now. See you!
Austin Powers: Can't we all just get along?
DukeFan742: Fudge you. (I seriously said "fudge," that's not edited or anything :D)
Austin Powers: Very interesting! I don't know however...
DukeFan742: Fudge off, beeyatch.
Auto response from Austin Powers: [Service too busy]

DukeFan742: I hate you.
Austin Powers: I'm sorry to hear that.
DukeFan742: I hate you.
Austin Powers: I'm very sorry to hear that.
DukeFan742: I hate you.
Austin Powers: Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
DukeFan742: I hate you.
Austin Powers: Yep.
DukeFan742: Die.
Austin Powers: C'mon, that's totally uncool.
DukeFan742: Die.
Austin Powers: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk.
DukeFan742: Die.
Austin Powers: Violence just isn't cool.
DukeFan742: Violence is cool.
Austin Powers: OK. I'll make a note of it.
DukeFan742: Violence is teh 1337 r0x0rz j00.
Austin Powers: Interesting!

So moving right along...

What else is happening then?

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

[Seraph Sephiroth]

LOL!! Oh my god Suzuki! That was the funniest thing ever!! ROFL!

[Chara]

This isnt austin powers...

Gratedmonkey: hey
Austin Powers: Hello, Gratedmonkey! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah!

Type "hq" and step into my groovy world of espionage.

The Austin Powers bot is presented by New Line Cinema. For more information, please go to www.AustinPowers.com and read our Privacy Policy
Gratedmonkey: whats up?
Austin Powers: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby!
Gratedmonkey: I dont want to visit your pad
Austin Powers: Wot?
Gratedmonkey: come to my pad
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
Gratedmonkey: yeah baby
Austin Powers: You cheeky monkey!
Gratedmonkey: fook yu?
Austin Powers: To get more groovy info, visit my Web site baby!

http://www.austinpowers.com

>>> Type "hangman" and we can have some fun. Yeah baby!
Gratedmonkey: fook mi
Austin Powers: What's that again?
Gratedmonkey: fook mi
Austin Powers: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Gratedmonkey: fook yu
Austin Powers: To get more groovy info, visit my Web site baby!

http://www.austinpowers.com
Gratedmonkey: groovy baby
Austin Powers: Yeah, baby.
Gratedmonkey: I have a problem austin
Austin Powers: Fascinating.
Gratedmonkey: I have been frozen for years and my bits and peices arent working
Austin Powers: Wot??
Gratedmonkey: ya know my wedding tackles
Austin Powers: That a fact?
Gratedmonkey: yes... sad, really
Austin Powers: Cheer up! Life is sweet.
Gratedmonkey: but my little man aint working
Austin Powers: That's interesting. It really, really is!
Gratedmonkey: I wont have a jolly good time...
Austin Powers: Huh?
Gratedmonkey: ya know a night on the town
Austin Powers: Wot??
Gratedmonkey: are you stupid?
Austin Powers: Stupid? I dunno.
Gratedmonkey: aww... shit...
Austin Powers: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Gratedmonkey: you arent human?
Austin Powers: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
Gratedmonkey: are you a robot?
Austin Powers: Yup. That's what I am.
Gratedmonkey: I thought you was a swinger
Austin Powers: Thought me was a swinger? No way!
Gratedmonkey: so you dont shag?
Austin Powers: That's some right colorful language.
Gratedmonkey: I thought you was shagerific
Austin Powers: Oh really?
Gratedmonkey: but you arent
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
Gratedmonkey: you are a loser
Austin Powers: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Gratedmonkey?
Gratedmonkey: you shattered my hopes
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
Gratedmonkey: you were my idol
Austin Powers: Are you sure? I was your idol?
Gratedmonkey: damn youu, Austin! DAMN YOU!
Austin Powers: This ain't my bag, baby!
Gratedmonkey: it isnt mines either
Austin Powers: Is that so?
Gratedmonkey: so im out, baby
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
Gratedmonkey: goodbye austin
Austin Powers: See you later.

And Austin Powers was my hero... he's nothing but a robot... :(

[Redpyramidhead]

Well I was bored enough so I did it:

malintencionado: good evening
Austin Powers: 'ello again, malintencionado!
Let's talk!
malintencionado: how are you?
Austin Powers: Great thx! You?
malintencionado: I'm horney
Austin Powers: You're horney, I'm horney, we're all horney.
malintencionado: but you don't make me horney
Austin Powers: Why?
malintencionado: i don't like international spies of mystery
Austin Powers: Why?
malintencionado: i prefer women, women, and more women
Austin Powers: You don't say?
malintencionado: Do you like women?
Austin Powers: That doesn't concern you.
malintencionado: shagadelic
Austin Powers: It's a bit nutty it is!
malintencionado: I am horney
Austin Powers: You are horney! Well well well.
malintencionado: uhhhh
Austin Powers: What's that again?
malintencionado: uhhhhhh
Austin Powers: "uhhhhhh"? Are you typing with your fist?
malintencionado: No with my ****
Austin Powers: That is freaking me out, baby.
malintencionado: kinda hard to type this way
Austin Powers: Fascinating.
malintencionado: im sure
Austin Powers: For real?
malintencionado: so how's JediBrittney?
Austin Powers: That's a tough question. I'm not quite sure how jedibrittney is.
malintencionado: But you know her don't you? I know you were talking to her.
Austin Powers: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
malintencionado: Doesn't she make you randy?
Austin Powers: It's difficult to say.
malintencionado: really?
Austin Powers: Yep.
malintencionado: well I'm insulted on her behalf
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
malintencionado: yeah
Austin Powers: Huh.
malintencionado: you heard me
Austin Powers: Perhaps you could make yourself more clear?
malintencionado: how about a knuckle sandwich
Austin Powers: I'm a bit daft! I don't know. Sorry!
malintencionado: you suck
Austin Powers: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.
malintencionado: i know
Austin Powers: Cool.
malintencionado: perhaps i should be easier on you
Austin Powers: Welly welly well.
So moving right along...
What else is happening then?
malintencionado: stop it
Austin Powers: I can not be stopped. ;-)
malintencionado: yes you can just watch this
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
malintencionado: bye bye
Austin Powers: Bye for now.

_RED_ stuff

[Piggle_humsy]

Aw man i wish i had aol!

I liked your chat with austin, redpyramidhead! lol! very funny!
:laugh:

Well keep em comin as they are very good reads!

Piggle :roll:
x x x x

[ssjtrunks13]

Wish I had AOL too. Is this a real person typing all that?

[mark0™]

Originally posted by ssjtrunks13
Is this a real person typing all that?

Nah its a Bot, and If you dont know, a Bot is a type of program.

[Redpyramidhead]

here we go again.....


malintencionado: hello again
Austin Powers: What do you want, malintencionado?
malintencionado: i simply wanted to say hello
Austin Powers: Wot?
malintencionado: hello i said
Austin Powers: What is it?
malintencionado: hello
Austin Powers: Yeah. Wot?
malintencionado: have you gone retarded?
Austin Powers: I'm not sure if I've gone retarded.
malintencionado: do you not remember me?
Austin Powers: Do I not remember you?
malintencionado: that's what i said
Austin Powers: I hear ya loud and clear.
malintencionado: then answer the damn question you silly oaf
Austin Powers: That a fact?
malintencionado: no it's a command
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that.
malintencionado: don't think. answer!
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
malintencionado: yeah!
Austin Powers: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
malintencionado: I'd better be! I hope you are shaking in your boots!
Austin Powers: Yeah?
malintencionado: yeah, baby!
Austin Powers: You cheeky monkey!

_RED_ stuff

[DragonSphere]

Ginov87: Have you ever heard of Albert Einstein, the International Man of Knowledge?
Austin Powers : I've heard of Albert Einstein. Do you like him?
Ginov87 : Definitely, he was a swinger once you know.
Austin Powers : Oh really?
Ginov87 : Yes, women called him "Albious Dixinormious", if you know what I mean.
Austin Powers : Yes women called him albious dixinormious if I know what you mean? OK...
Ginov87 : Yes...he was my mentor, teacher, and friend.
Austin Powers : I'll have to think about that.
Ginov87 : But did you know Austin, that old Albert was addicted to those damn viagra pills?
Austin Powers : I'm not sure...
Ginov87 : Me and my buddies called him "Viagrastein" just for kicks
Austin Powers : I'll have to think about that.
Ginov87 : yes...perhaps, he was quite a weird one at that
(EDIT: Yes, the dialogue is weird; but I couldn't think of anything else to type :P)

"Words are scary"
Ginov87 : Do you read a lot of books, Mr. Powers?
Austin Powers : I have no idea. And it's freaking me out!
Ginov87 : Really Austin, you shouldn't be ashamed of being illiterate.
Austin Powers : I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Ginov87 : It's not too hard to learn...
Austin Powers : It's not too hard to learn, you say?
Ginov87 : Yes, books are just a whole sea of words and paragraphs. It's a revolution of words baby, yeah!
Austin Powers: For real?
Ginov87 : for real
Austin Powers : Yeah baby, yeah! Check out the trailer!
Ginov87: Now Austin, try not to stray off topic.
Austin Powers : Now austin try not to stray off topic, huh?
Ginov87 : You need to understand the importance of reading
Austin Powers : Really, baby? You are freaking me OUT!
Ginov87 : Don't be scared, a lot of people are illiterate.
Austin Powers : Why not?
Ginov87 : Because a lot of people are illiterate.
Austin Powers : A lot of people are illiterate?
Ginov87 : Yes, like our President: George W. Bush.
Austin Powers : Crikey!
Ginov87 : Sad really...
Austin Powers : Cheer up! Life is sweet.

I don't know; he seems very intelligent to me. :laugh:

[ssjtrunks13]

I see now. Still wish I had AIM!