MakgSnake
Jan 23rd, 2002, 04:40 PM
Well Here, I Am Posting This Again.....!......Not For The Old Members....But For The New Ones Who'll Be Joining Here Soon!
Have Fun ...... All U New Members! Have A Great Time!
Just A Fiction I Made Long Time Back Now!
Metal Gear Solid Fan Fiction!
LOCATION: Gaming Cafeteria, “CAFÉ DA GAME” Where All Hot Famous COOL Video Games Characters Come To CHILL!
Time: 7:30pm
Situation: Metal Gear Characters Having A Coffee.
On The Table, There Are 6 People Sitting. Which Includes, Solid Snake, Liquid, Meryl, Sniper Wolf, Vamp, And Gray Fox.
In A Matter Of Seconds………As The Coffee Goes In!
Snake: Hmmm……….This Coffee Isn’t That Great, Meryl, Didn’t I Tell U to Put 3 Spoons Of Sugar In It?
Meryl: Oh Yeah Honey, I Did……..Ok Have More Sugar.
Snake: Nah……Its Alright I Am Not In Mood Of Drinking This Coffee Anymore.
Sniper: My God Snake, There Is A Limit To Being Choosy And All
Meryl: Watch It Girl……He Can Do Whatever He Feels Like So Stay Out Of It.
Sniper: Whatever!
Gray Fox: Hey Snake, Did U Ask Hideo Kojima Why He Didn’t Put Me In MGS2, Man I Was Looking Forward To It
Snake: I Asked Him, He Said He’ll Tell Me Soon……..And Anyways, Man U Died In The MSX Version And Still Came Back On PS1. Shouldn’t U Be Happy With that. And Became the Most Popular Character. GIVE ME A BREAK NOW… .I MEAN ITS METAL GEAR SOLID!!!! There Is THIS BIG “SOLID” Attached To The Game’s NAME. I DON’T See… Metal Gear Fox, Or Metal Gear Ninja Anywhere. I Mean, He Didn’t Even Made Me The MAIN CHARACTER This Time Around So….Please!! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meryl: Honey Calm Down Please Sweetie…….
Snake: Yeah ok….. I Am Alright…..Just Tell This Throat Guy To Shut His Mouth, Hes Bugging Me Now
Gray Fox: (in a whiny manner) But I Just Asked A Simple Question.
Vamp While Looking At Gray Fox…………..
Vamp: Fox, I Am Afraid I Have Taken Ure Place, Cause I Am The Never Ending
Character, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha……
Liquid: Oh Please………….Just Shut Up Vamp.
Vamp: Hey Atleast I Am Better Then U Liquid. Ure There Only To Give Pleasures To
Revolver. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha….
Liquid Takes His Gun Out And Points Toward Vamp…….
Snake: U Crazy Brother?…..This Is A Public Place, Keep That Gun Down
Liquid: Then Till This Blood Sucking Maniac to Shut His Mouth
Snake: Vamp, Drop It
Vamp: Yeah As If I Am Gonna Listen to You…
Meryl: U Better!!!!
Vamp: Oh Well, Anything For U……My Sweet Meryl.
Snake:…..Hmm………Ok…….
Otacon Enters, As He Is Done With His Washroom.
Snake: Man U Took Long Inside There….U Having Stomach Problem?
Otacon: Yeah Snake, I Ate A Parrot Today. It Was Really Nice, But Now…Ughh..
Sniper: Stupid Man.
Otacon: Did U Say Something Sweetie?.
Sniper: I Said Ure Stupid
Otacon: Ooh That’s So Romantic, Do U Want Anything Sweetie?
Sniper: Ok Get A Hot Dog. And Make Sure Its Hot. Or The Bullet Will Rise Again
Otacon: Oh Sure, I’ll Get In No Time.
Otacon Walks Towards the Counter To Get Some Hotdog, And Suddenly Bumps Into A Female, Wearing Black Suit Gear, Has Red Hair, Fully Equiped.
Otacon: Oh I Am Sorry, U See My Eye Vision Isn’t That Great….So…
Unknown Female: Its Alright, Perhaps U Can Do Me A Favour For Bumping Into Me
Otacon: A Favour?….
Unknown Female: Yes A Favour…..Can U Pass this Note To Snake?
Otacon: Ok Sure, But Which Snake, Solid, Liquid, Solidus. There Are So Many Now..
Unknown Female: (Rolling Her Eyes)…….Solid Snake.
Otacon: Yeah Sure Why Not…….But Who Are U Anyways……
Unknown Female: U’ll Know Soon………..
Otacon Walks Away To Get Some Hotdog, The Unknown Female Walks And Sits Two Tables Away Where The Metal Gear Characters Are Having A Blast.
Back To The Table.
Vamp: Its Been Long, Where Is Everybody Else?
Grey Fox: Yeah, Solidus Said that He’d Be Here With Fortune And Olga At 7:45pm, Its Almost 8pm Now.
Sniper: Ogghhhh…..That Female….Olga..
Snake: Whats Wrong With Her. She Seems Nice.
Meryl: Ooh OK. I Didn’t Know that!!!!!…
Snake: What? Have U Even Tried Talking to Her??
Meryl: No, And I Don’t Intend To Talk To Females Who Just don’t Know Anything But To Hit On My Boyfriend.
Liquid: Man Ure Possisive.
Snake: Hmm….But I Like That…..(Kisses Meryl On Her Cheeck)
Meryl: I Love You Too
Sniper: Ok ENOUGH Of This BullShit.
Liquid: Why, Whats Wrong With You? And Why Do U Hate Olga Anyway
Sniper: Cause She Thinks She Is A Better Shooter Then I Am. She Doesn’t Know That World’s Best Sniper In the World Are Females
Liquid: And Hmmm…….What Is She THEN???? A She-Male?..YUKH
Sniper: U Never Know!
Snake: Cut It Loose Guys, She Is A Nice Person I Know Her.
Meryl: How Do U Happen To Know Her Sooo WELL?
Snake: Well When We Were Getting Designed By Konami, They Sometimes Took Coffee Break And Left Us Alone On The Monitor Screens With No Back Ground. So We Had Nothing Else To Do But Talk, She Is A Good Talker And A Listener.
Meryl: Hmph!!!. I Will Never Forgive Kojima For That.
Gray Fox: I Wont Either. But I Have Other Reasons
Snake: Shut Up. He’s Great. And Sniper. Ure Jealous Of Olga Cause She Can Do The Same Stuff With A USP Pistol What U Can Do With A PSG1 (A Sniper Rifle). So She Is Better Then U
Sniper: Will U Shut Up Or Meryl Gets It Again, And This Time Right Into Her Heart
Snake: Try It! I Dare You!
Sniper Starts To Sweat And Starts Looking Left And Right As She Is Surrounded By Snake’s Allies. And Well……..Shuts Up.
From The Café’s Entrance Joins In Now Solidus, Olga, And Fortune.
Solidus: Hello Brothers, How Are U, Sorry We Are Late, Foture Had to Do Some Extra Make Up today.
Fortune: Don’t Blame It On Me, Olga was Driving, And Man She Is A Pathetic Driver.
Olga: Atleast I Have a License, UNLIKE U!!
Fortune: I Am Getting Mine Next Week! And My Dad Is Buying Me A Brand New BMW 5 Series! WOW!!!!!
Meryl: Really, Wow That’s Great, Pic Me Up At 8, Next Week. Alright.
Fortune: Sure Why Not. We’ll Go Shopping And Cruisin!!!!
Snake: (While Closing His Eyes) (Saying It Slowly) ….. Girls…..Hmm..
Solidus: Hey Liquid I Asked Kojima To take U In, As In Ure WHOLE Body In The Next Game, And He Agreed.
Liquid: REALLY? Wow Thank U So Much Big Brother. I Knew He’d Listen To You.
Olga: Wow That’s Great, Too Bad I cant Come In, cause I Am Just A One Episode Character (Starts Sobbing)
Snake: Hey Don’t Say That, I’ll Ask Kojima To Put U In Somehow. Don’t Worry! Trust Me
Meryl: Snake, U Didn’t Try Asking Kojima to Put Me In???.!!!
Snake: Oh.. Hmm… No,, I Mean Yeah…. I dunno… #$%# … Hmm…….(Starts Looking Elsewhere)
Comes In Otacon With Hotdogs And Some Soft Drinks!
Otacon: Here U Go Sweetie (Handing The Hotdog To Sniper)
Sniper: What Took To So Long, Ure Late! I Am Feeling Hungry Anymore
Otacons: I Swear To God It Wasn’t My Mistake It was the Line, Its So Big And… And..
Sniper: Oh Shut Up.
Otacon: Whatever U Say Sweetie
Fortune: (While Looking At Otacon) What A Looser)
Otacon: Hey Snake…..I have something For You
Snake: For Me? Another Mission? A New Prototype Of Metal Gear? Not Again!
Otacon: Calm Down Snake, Its Just A Note From This Mysterious Female
Meryl Starts Getting Suspicious, As She Looks At The Note.
Otacon Hands The Note To Snake.
Meryl: Honey…
Snake: Yes…
Meryl: Can We Share That Note?
Snake: No…
Meryl: Hmph.
Snake While Reading The Note (Rises His Eye Brows) Which Reads “Ure Looking Sexy Like Always, Care To See If I Am Any Good, Look At Ure Right Two Tables Away”
Snake Looks At His Right And Notices The Famale
Snake: Hmm…. Nice!
Meryl: What Is Nice?? What Is Nice?
Snake: Nothing, The Coffee…!
Solidus: Hey Snake, What Is It?
Snake: Nothing Brother, Just A Simple Message
Solidus: Message From?…
Fortune As Looking At The SAME VERY TABLE. And Notices the Female!
Fortune: Hey Isn’t That Regina From Dino Crises 1 And 2.??
Grey Fox: Yeah, Shes Hot!
Liquid: She Is Alright But I Prefer Clair Redfield.
Solidus: I Don’t Mind Any Of Em. Both Are Nice! He He He he
Vamp: Yumm, This Female Looks Like She’ll Taste Good For Tonight
Fox: Stay Away From Her U .. U … U… Dracula
Vamp: Stop Me If U Can.
Vamp Walks Towards Regina’s Table And Sits Down Without Asking.
Regina: Can I Help U!
Vamp: Ofcourse U Can
Regina: And How..?.
Vamp: By Being My Date For Tonight
Regina: Hmm…(Smells Something) …..U Didn’t Drink Any Coffee Here Did U?
Vamp: Why, Does It Matter?
Regine: Yes Cause then U Wouldn’t Smell Of BLOOD That Much. Can U Please Leave Me Alone!?
Snake Shouts Out!
Snake: Vamp, Come Back Here I Have Ure Blood Bottles We Got From The Hospital On The Way Here.
Vamp: Ok……(Looking At Regina)…..Ure A Very Lucky Girl.
Regina: Not Yet, That’s All I Know
Vamp: Then When?
Regina: When I Join Ure Table
Vamp: You Are Most Welcome
Vamp And Regina Comes And Joins The BIG Metal Gear Table.
There Is Silence No One Is talking. Just Stairing At Their Coffee’s And Each Other.
Suddenly…….
Regina: Snake, So Have U Started On Ure Next Project?
Snake: Hmm..No But I Am Looking Forward To It!
Meryl: Yes, Snake And I Are Looking Forward To It. As We Are Going Out For More Then 3 Years Now!
Regina: Oh, How Intresting. Snake Would U Like To Come With Me I Wanna Show U Something.
Snake: What?
Regina: It’s a Secret, Or Should I Say A Surprise
Meryl: No, He Is Not Going Anywhere. Show It Here Infront Of Us
Regina: I Cant, ……. So Ure Coming Snake.
Snake: Hmm.. Yeah Sure Why Not! But Make It Quick! I Need To Talk To Ocelot About Metal Gear Solid 3. As He Will Joining Us Soon!
Regina: Sure It’ll Take 15 Minutes Only.
Regina And Snake Walks Away Towards the EXIT. As the Whole Metal Gear Team Is Shocked, And More Then Anyone Meryl!…….
TO BE CONT……….!
Have Fun ...... All U New Members! Have A Great Time!
Just A Fiction I Made Long Time Back Now!
Metal Gear Solid Fan Fiction!
LOCATION: Gaming Cafeteria, “CAFÉ DA GAME” Where All Hot Famous COOL Video Games Characters Come To CHILL!
Time: 7:30pm
Situation: Metal Gear Characters Having A Coffee.
On The Table, There Are 6 People Sitting. Which Includes, Solid Snake, Liquid, Meryl, Sniper Wolf, Vamp, And Gray Fox.
In A Matter Of Seconds………As The Coffee Goes In!
Snake: Hmmm……….This Coffee Isn’t That Great, Meryl, Didn’t I Tell U to Put 3 Spoons Of Sugar In It?
Meryl: Oh Yeah Honey, I Did……..Ok Have More Sugar.
Snake: Nah……Its Alright I Am Not In Mood Of Drinking This Coffee Anymore.
Sniper: My God Snake, There Is A Limit To Being Choosy And All
Meryl: Watch It Girl……He Can Do Whatever He Feels Like So Stay Out Of It.
Sniper: Whatever!
Gray Fox: Hey Snake, Did U Ask Hideo Kojima Why He Didn’t Put Me In MGS2, Man I Was Looking Forward To It
Snake: I Asked Him, He Said He’ll Tell Me Soon……..And Anyways, Man U Died In The MSX Version And Still Came Back On PS1. Shouldn’t U Be Happy With that. And Became the Most Popular Character. GIVE ME A BREAK NOW… .I MEAN ITS METAL GEAR SOLID!!!! There Is THIS BIG “SOLID” Attached To The Game’s NAME. I DON’T See… Metal Gear Fox, Or Metal Gear Ninja Anywhere. I Mean, He Didn’t Even Made Me The MAIN CHARACTER This Time Around So….Please!! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meryl: Honey Calm Down Please Sweetie…….
Snake: Yeah ok….. I Am Alright…..Just Tell This Throat Guy To Shut His Mouth, Hes Bugging Me Now
Gray Fox: (in a whiny manner) But I Just Asked A Simple Question.
Vamp While Looking At Gray Fox…………..
Vamp: Fox, I Am Afraid I Have Taken Ure Place, Cause I Am The Never Ending
Character, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha……
Liquid: Oh Please………….Just Shut Up Vamp.
Vamp: Hey Atleast I Am Better Then U Liquid. Ure There Only To Give Pleasures To
Revolver. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha….
Liquid Takes His Gun Out And Points Toward Vamp…….
Snake: U Crazy Brother?…..This Is A Public Place, Keep That Gun Down
Liquid: Then Till This Blood Sucking Maniac to Shut His Mouth
Snake: Vamp, Drop It
Vamp: Yeah As If I Am Gonna Listen to You…
Meryl: U Better!!!!
Vamp: Oh Well, Anything For U……My Sweet Meryl.
Snake:…..Hmm………Ok…….
Otacon Enters, As He Is Done With His Washroom.
Snake: Man U Took Long Inside There….U Having Stomach Problem?
Otacon: Yeah Snake, I Ate A Parrot Today. It Was Really Nice, But Now…Ughh..
Sniper: Stupid Man.
Otacon: Did U Say Something Sweetie?.
Sniper: I Said Ure Stupid
Otacon: Ooh That’s So Romantic, Do U Want Anything Sweetie?
Sniper: Ok Get A Hot Dog. And Make Sure Its Hot. Or The Bullet Will Rise Again
Otacon: Oh Sure, I’ll Get In No Time.
Otacon Walks Towards the Counter To Get Some Hotdog, And Suddenly Bumps Into A Female, Wearing Black Suit Gear, Has Red Hair, Fully Equiped.
Otacon: Oh I Am Sorry, U See My Eye Vision Isn’t That Great….So…
Unknown Female: Its Alright, Perhaps U Can Do Me A Favour For Bumping Into Me
Otacon: A Favour?….
Unknown Female: Yes A Favour…..Can U Pass this Note To Snake?
Otacon: Ok Sure, But Which Snake, Solid, Liquid, Solidus. There Are So Many Now..
Unknown Female: (Rolling Her Eyes)…….Solid Snake.
Otacon: Yeah Sure Why Not…….But Who Are U Anyways……
Unknown Female: U’ll Know Soon………..
Otacon Walks Away To Get Some Hotdog, The Unknown Female Walks And Sits Two Tables Away Where The Metal Gear Characters Are Having A Blast.
Back To The Table.
Vamp: Its Been Long, Where Is Everybody Else?
Grey Fox: Yeah, Solidus Said that He’d Be Here With Fortune And Olga At 7:45pm, Its Almost 8pm Now.
Sniper: Ogghhhh…..That Female….Olga..
Snake: Whats Wrong With Her. She Seems Nice.
Meryl: Ooh OK. I Didn’t Know that!!!!!…
Snake: What? Have U Even Tried Talking to Her??
Meryl: No, And I Don’t Intend To Talk To Females Who Just don’t Know Anything But To Hit On My Boyfriend.
Liquid: Man Ure Possisive.
Snake: Hmm….But I Like That…..(Kisses Meryl On Her Cheeck)
Meryl: I Love You Too
Sniper: Ok ENOUGH Of This BullShit.
Liquid: Why, Whats Wrong With You? And Why Do U Hate Olga Anyway
Sniper: Cause She Thinks She Is A Better Shooter Then I Am. She Doesn’t Know That World’s Best Sniper In the World Are Females
Liquid: And Hmmm…….What Is She THEN???? A She-Male?..YUKH
Sniper: U Never Know!
Snake: Cut It Loose Guys, She Is A Nice Person I Know Her.
Meryl: How Do U Happen To Know Her Sooo WELL?
Snake: Well When We Were Getting Designed By Konami, They Sometimes Took Coffee Break And Left Us Alone On The Monitor Screens With No Back Ground. So We Had Nothing Else To Do But Talk, She Is A Good Talker And A Listener.
Meryl: Hmph!!!. I Will Never Forgive Kojima For That.
Gray Fox: I Wont Either. But I Have Other Reasons
Snake: Shut Up. He’s Great. And Sniper. Ure Jealous Of Olga Cause She Can Do The Same Stuff With A USP Pistol What U Can Do With A PSG1 (A Sniper Rifle). So She Is Better Then U
Sniper: Will U Shut Up Or Meryl Gets It Again, And This Time Right Into Her Heart
Snake: Try It! I Dare You!
Sniper Starts To Sweat And Starts Looking Left And Right As She Is Surrounded By Snake’s Allies. And Well……..Shuts Up.
From The Café’s Entrance Joins In Now Solidus, Olga, And Fortune.
Solidus: Hello Brothers, How Are U, Sorry We Are Late, Foture Had to Do Some Extra Make Up today.
Fortune: Don’t Blame It On Me, Olga was Driving, And Man She Is A Pathetic Driver.
Olga: Atleast I Have a License, UNLIKE U!!
Fortune: I Am Getting Mine Next Week! And My Dad Is Buying Me A Brand New BMW 5 Series! WOW!!!!!
Meryl: Really, Wow That’s Great, Pic Me Up At 8, Next Week. Alright.
Fortune: Sure Why Not. We’ll Go Shopping And Cruisin!!!!
Snake: (While Closing His Eyes) (Saying It Slowly) ….. Girls…..Hmm..
Solidus: Hey Liquid I Asked Kojima To take U In, As In Ure WHOLE Body In The Next Game, And He Agreed.
Liquid: REALLY? Wow Thank U So Much Big Brother. I Knew He’d Listen To You.
Olga: Wow That’s Great, Too Bad I cant Come In, cause I Am Just A One Episode Character (Starts Sobbing)
Snake: Hey Don’t Say That, I’ll Ask Kojima To Put U In Somehow. Don’t Worry! Trust Me
Meryl: Snake, U Didn’t Try Asking Kojima to Put Me In???.!!!
Snake: Oh.. Hmm… No,, I Mean Yeah…. I dunno… #$%# … Hmm…….(Starts Looking Elsewhere)
Comes In Otacon With Hotdogs And Some Soft Drinks!
Otacon: Here U Go Sweetie (Handing The Hotdog To Sniper)
Sniper: What Took To So Long, Ure Late! I Am Feeling Hungry Anymore
Otacons: I Swear To God It Wasn’t My Mistake It was the Line, Its So Big And… And..
Sniper: Oh Shut Up.
Otacon: Whatever U Say Sweetie
Fortune: (While Looking At Otacon) What A Looser)
Otacon: Hey Snake…..I have something For You
Snake: For Me? Another Mission? A New Prototype Of Metal Gear? Not Again!
Otacon: Calm Down Snake, Its Just A Note From This Mysterious Female
Meryl Starts Getting Suspicious, As She Looks At The Note.
Otacon Hands The Note To Snake.
Meryl: Honey…
Snake: Yes…
Meryl: Can We Share That Note?
Snake: No…
Meryl: Hmph.
Snake While Reading The Note (Rises His Eye Brows) Which Reads “Ure Looking Sexy Like Always, Care To See If I Am Any Good, Look At Ure Right Two Tables Away”
Snake Looks At His Right And Notices The Famale
Snake: Hmm…. Nice!
Meryl: What Is Nice?? What Is Nice?
Snake: Nothing, The Coffee…!
Solidus: Hey Snake, What Is It?
Snake: Nothing Brother, Just A Simple Message
Solidus: Message From?…
Fortune As Looking At The SAME VERY TABLE. And Notices the Female!
Fortune: Hey Isn’t That Regina From Dino Crises 1 And 2.??
Grey Fox: Yeah, Shes Hot!
Liquid: She Is Alright But I Prefer Clair Redfield.
Solidus: I Don’t Mind Any Of Em. Both Are Nice! He He He he
Vamp: Yumm, This Female Looks Like She’ll Taste Good For Tonight
Fox: Stay Away From Her U .. U … U… Dracula
Vamp: Stop Me If U Can.
Vamp Walks Towards Regina’s Table And Sits Down Without Asking.
Regina: Can I Help U!
Vamp: Ofcourse U Can
Regina: And How..?.
Vamp: By Being My Date For Tonight
Regina: Hmm…(Smells Something) …..U Didn’t Drink Any Coffee Here Did U?
Vamp: Why, Does It Matter?
Regine: Yes Cause then U Wouldn’t Smell Of BLOOD That Much. Can U Please Leave Me Alone!?
Snake Shouts Out!
Snake: Vamp, Come Back Here I Have Ure Blood Bottles We Got From The Hospital On The Way Here.
Vamp: Ok……(Looking At Regina)…..Ure A Very Lucky Girl.
Regina: Not Yet, That’s All I Know
Vamp: Then When?
Regina: When I Join Ure Table
Vamp: You Are Most Welcome
Vamp And Regina Comes And Joins The BIG Metal Gear Table.
There Is Silence No One Is talking. Just Stairing At Their Coffee’s And Each Other.
Suddenly…….
Regina: Snake, So Have U Started On Ure Next Project?
Snake: Hmm..No But I Am Looking Forward To It!
Meryl: Yes, Snake And I Are Looking Forward To It. As We Are Going Out For More Then 3 Years Now!
Regina: Oh, How Intresting. Snake Would U Like To Come With Me I Wanna Show U Something.
Snake: What?
Regina: It’s a Secret, Or Should I Say A Surprise
Meryl: No, He Is Not Going Anywhere. Show It Here Infront Of Us
Regina: I Cant, ……. So Ure Coming Snake.
Snake: Hmm.. Yeah Sure Why Not! But Make It Quick! I Need To Talk To Ocelot About Metal Gear Solid 3. As He Will Joining Us Soon!
Regina: Sure It’ll Take 15 Minutes Only.
Regina And Snake Walks Away Towards the EXIT. As the Whole Metal Gear Team Is Shocked, And More Then Anyone Meryl!…….
TO BE CONT……….!