Who would win

[trunks69420]

Gotenks Lv.3... Gohan is only at level 2, plus Gotenks is merged and has two fighters abilities.

Vegeta (DB) Vs. Master Roshi (DB)

[007_JamesBond]

yeah but Gohan had that whole rage thing going on

any way I think that well wait when do we see Vegeta during DB

[trunks69420]

I think it was in a movie, showing planet Vegeta w/ King Vegeta, not entirely sure though...
Jay Vs. Silent Bob

[007_JamesBond]

Silent Bob all the way he is packed with all the right equipment

Supreme Kai vs krillian

[Cannibal Clown]

Krillin would kick that pansy's ass.

[007_JamesBond]

damn straight

a goat or a sheep

[Uchiha Sasuke]

The goat all the way.Have you ever seen one of those things get violent ,man there scary

[007_JamesBond]

goats rule!!!

[IcyMourdor]

The sheep!

The sheep would easily take any blow from the damn goat,

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Originally posted by Mourdor
The sheep!

The sheep would easily take any blow from the damn goat,

No the goat would win.Sheep are mild mannered.Goats are usually always getting pissed off at things

[IcyMourdor]

I wouldn't know. I'm not around farm animals too much.


Johnny Bravo vs Goten (DBZ)

[Neo_Soldier28]

Goten easy but then again Johnny has his mom lol but i like dbz better than Johnny Bravo so Goten!

[007_JamesBond]

Goten all the way

older Goten vs. older Trunks

[trunks69420]

It depends if you are talking about the original time line of trunks before the android saga, or after when he goes from young to old after the cell games.
Goten, he had all of the Z wariors to train him, so i would say adult Goten.

The Pope Vs. Mr. POPO

[Cannibal Clown]

The pope would win. He'd take those stupid candels that he's always carrying around and whip them over POPO's head a few times. Then he'd ritualisticly kick him off that giant skyscraper thing he lives on and watch him fall. Then he'd probally die as well from a heart attack from all of the phisical work.

So I guess it's a draw.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I would put my money on the pope because he has god on his side

[Cannibal Clown]

But if you look at the rules of DBZ, the gods nearly are on his side, in a literal and phisical sence.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Ok please rephrase that its a little confusing.

[Cannibal Clown]

He's got all of those fricken kieys watching over him and little dente who in a sence is a depiction of our god, who watches over the Earth.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Whatever i still say the pope would win.


how bout Metallica vs pantera

[IcyMourdor]

Metallica by far.

[Mercury Shadow]

That's a pretty tough one... I'd have to say Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power & Cowboy's from Hell rival Metallica's Ride The Lighting & The Black Album, but both the bands' new stuff kinda sucks... so my pick is

Metallica by just a little bit

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Yeah i would say metallica too.

[IcyMourdor]

Howard Stern vs Mike Tyson

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Tyson.The answer is obvious

[Mercury Shadow]

tyson, but stern is 10x cooler

[007_JamesBond]

Tyson would win

here is one for you SSSnake

Travolta or Cage

[trunks69420]

I would have to say cage! He was the greatest in the Rock, although he did do a couple of sissy movies(Captain Correlis' Mandolin):roll: Travolta might win if it was Saturday night though...

Tekken Vs. Virtua Fighter

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Oh my 2 favorite actors ever.Him thats a really really tough one.Considering they were even in face off.But in the end even though i hate to say it i would have to go with cage

[IcyMourdor]

Cage would win. I finally seen Face Off for the first time. Cage is a lot better.

Tekken is better out of those twio games.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Have you played both series.As of now i think the VF series is better.

[IcyMourdor]

No, I haven't played both game series. That's why i can say Tekken wins

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Actually you cant state that until you play both series.Its the same with xbox and gamecube and ps2.You cant say one is better until you played them all

[IcyMourdor]

Capcom vs Squaresoft

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I would go for Capcom because nothin from square interests me

[IcyMourdor]

It's hard for me to say. I like BoF from Capcom and FF from Square. I would have to say Capcom because they have great games in many genres against Square in just a few

[Sleazy P Martini]

Jay and Silent Bob vs The Olsen Twins! :laugh:

[IcyMourdor]

What are you talking about? There isn't a contest between them. Jay and Bob would easily win.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Jay adn silent bob all the way even though the olsen twins are hotter.

[IcyMourdor]

Jocks vs Preps

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Jocks would win definatley but the preps would be smarter.

[IcyMourdor]

Jocks would easily win. The preps would forfeit.

[Neo_Soldier28]

Jocks or Preps hmmmm not sure i think the preps wouldn't fight them but i think the jocks would get into more trouble since most likly the preps have more "connections"

Who would win
Stewies Mom or Stewie

[007_JamesBond]

Stewie all the way

Pink vs. Eve

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I could of swore this one was up already.Anyways i would go with pink

[IcyMourdor]

I'm not sure who would win.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I picked pink because i think shes hotter.

[BowevelJoe]

hmm..i hate both of their music, but id say pink, eve is stupider lol

[IcyMourdor]

The Kool-Aid guy vs Carrot Top

[Uchiha Sasuke]

The Kool aid man!!! OH yeah.Carrot top is just annoying with his dial down the center crap and all

[IcyMourdor]

Yeah, plus the Kool-Aid guy made an appearance on Family Guy.


Kenny vs Cartman

This is for all you South Park fans out there.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Im not a fan,i despise the series.But for what i've seen Kenny always dies so cartman would win by default

[talon101]

kenny

have u seen that one where kenny has a mech thats a cool mech warrior

he would blow the $hit out of cartman

[Uchiha Sasuke]

This is cartman vs kenny.Not kenny in a mech vs cartman

[Neo_Soldier28]

Id have to say kenny but in all reality Cartman would have to win

[007_JamesBond]

Cartman by far

Spopavich vs Krillin

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Enough with the dbz fantasy fights.Spopovich would win the fight

[007_JamesBond]

fine then.

the Michilen man vs. the marshmellow man

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I dont know really because the marshmelow man is like marsh mellow and the michallian man is like so unknown material.But the marshmellow man is a giant so that who i would put my money on

[007_JamesBond]

Marshmellow man would win by far

[Uchiha Sasuke]

How bout this freddy or jason.

[007_JamesBond]

That is a toughy, Jason in my opinion

[Yuna]

Jason by far! :) How about Homer vs Bender (Futurama)? :laugh:

[talon101]

homer would win i recon

[IcyMourdor]

Bender would win. Nothing can beat a drunk robot.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Well thats tough considering homer is a pretty good fighter in some cases.But bender is a robot and has all sorts of advantages

[talon101]

guinia pigs vs hampsters

[Uchiha Sasuke]

The almighty guinia pig triumphs over all,in my opinion

[talon101]

:laugh: he he

that would be funny a guinia pig fighting a hamster lol:laugh:

[IcyMourdor]

Neither, they are just little rodents. All they'd do is run on their wheels and eat pellets.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Speaking of which has anyone seen that cazy blockbuster commercial with that hamster dancing all over the place

[talon101]

Originally posted by Mourdor
Neither, they are just little rodents. All they'd do is run on their wheels and eat pellets.

if u trained them for fighting u might be able to get them to fight

[BowevelJoe]

ahahaha im not teaching them :P

[talon101]

y not?:disturb:

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I dont think anyone would have the time to train a hamster or a guinea pig to fight.

[IcyMourdor]

Good vs Evil

Forget all of those stories. Who would really win in a fight?

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Im going to go with good because its what i believe

[JC Denton]

i would say evil, because at the end of the day human nature is evil.

[Yuna]

Good (well....hoping to get together with your crush is good....right? :p )!
How about....
Amy (Futurama) vs Lisa (The Simpsons)? :roll:

[Hadoken]

what the? this topic is STILL here?:peoples:

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Yeah the topic has been around enough.I think amy would beat lisa just because she's older.But brain wise lisa can walk all over her

[Neo_Soldier28]

This has to be one of the greatest threads lol

[007_JamesBond]

i think that amy would win, and good would win by far

France or Spain

[IcyMourdor]

I'm gonna say Spain because they actually play cool sports.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

France here.Can't explain why i just like it more

[IcyMourdor]

Italian Food vs Mexican Food

I know this is pretty pathetic, but it was all i could think of.

[Neo_Soldier28]

Mexican because everything you eat is good i mean almost everything mexican is good you can get hot spicy food or sugary food or cold food i mean its all there and it doesn't taste wierd but i do like itilano (or however you spell it)

[Neo_Soldier28]

Who would win
Blade or Increditable hulk

[trunks69420]

Italian food... Chicks love it:cool:
I would have to say blade though. He has way more skill than turning green and throwing an anger fit. Plus he has a kick ass sequel coming out on the 22nd!

Jar Jar Vs. Jaba the Hut

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Jabba the hut all the way.Jar Jar can eat it.About the one above blade would kick the hulks A$$

[007_JamesBond]

Blade, Mexican food, and Jar Jar

old batman (adam west) vcs. new batman (Clonney) lol

[Uchiha Sasuke]

The old batman all the way.I mean he didnt use all that fancy mumbo jumbo to defeat his enemies.He fought with his fists.Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah batman batman.

[IcyMourdor]

Adam West would definitly win. He has the old batmobile.

POW!
BAM!
SPLAT!

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Quote from mayor adam west on family guy"who keeps stealing my water"Responding to the water going down the drain.

[IcyMourdor]

That was a good episode.

Saturday Night Live vs Mad TV

[Uchiha Sasuke]

SNL all the way because they got creed to play on there show.

[IcyMourdor]

Yeah, SNL would win

They have great musical guests and Colin Quinn ruled during Weekend Update.

[007_JamesBond]

Well although this question was asked before, SNL would win.

Ford or Chevy

[trunks69420]

Chevy, i like a lot of ford cars, but all the ones ive had have broken!!
MAD TV, that nicole sullivan is "one piece of ace!"

Billy maddison vs. Bobby bocheir

[Cannibal Clown]

I don't know who bobby bochier is, so I'm going with Billy because he's funny as hell.

[IcyMourdor]

Madison was the funnier Adam Sandler character. He would win.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Im going with madison.

[IcyMourdor]

Monica Lewinsky vs Linda Tripp

[007_JamesBond]

Lewinsky all the way

a human clone or the real person

[BlackThornn]

I'd like to say Monica'd kick the crap out of that ugly b**** Tripp, but Tripp would probably fight dirty as hell. That conniving bleep... :disturb:

Depending on the technology level I'd say clone if it's high, human if it's lower. If it's high the clone could be 'purified' if you will, given traits that would make it a superior specimen. Lower technology would probably mean that the clone'd be either physically or mentally sub-par to a human.

*jogs out*

[Cannibal Clown]

Frogger or Croc?

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Frogger all the way got to love the classics.

[007_JamesBond]

Frogger is my vote.

Cats or Dogs

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Cats are my favorite in this fight.I dont like dog that much they arent fun to hold.

[IcyMourdor]

I would consider this a tie.

I like my dog and my cat equally and it's hard to say one is better than the other.

[BlackThornn]

Depends on the subspecies, but I'd say dogs, just 'cause I like them better.

[Neo_Soldier28]

Dogs just because i like dogs but then again i did like that one cat my friend has too

[Cannibal Clown]

Froot of the Loom or Hanes

[Neo_Soldier28]

*punches CC in the face* sry i just felt like i had to do that just because of the dumb question.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I like hanes the best.

[Cannibal Clown]

Yeah, me too.

[Neo_Soldier28]

personally i go for the silk boxer its the only way to go.

[Cannibal Clown]

Hey, any chicks here wearing lauderete? maybe some real hot looking thong or lacy bras, or maybe nothing at all?

Anything to get my mind adgitated.

[Neo_Soldier28]

who would win blade VS spike (from cowboy bebop)

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I think blade would.

[Cannibal Clown]

That's a good one. I'd probally go with blade. He's quicker and is half vampire, while Spike is home grown 100% human.

But it would be a good fight.

[IcyMourdor]

Both characters have great moves and guns. But Blade would win because he also has some swords.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Ok i dont think swords would really matter.What matters is that blade has vampire blood making him stronger and quicker.

[007_JamesBond]

SSSnake has you there Mourdor, Blade would win, March 22 is when Blade 2 comes out

Bert or Ernie

[JC Denton]

they would start to sing then evryone would die!

[007_JamesBond]

till the Rubber duckie came in and layed down the lawn, but back to the matter at hand who would win

Burt or Ernie

[JC Denton]

is ernie the one with orange hair i think, and burt is the uptight one.

because i think the yellow uptight one would win, which i think is burt.


we are talking about sesame street right?

[007_JamesBond]

yeah I was, just for something to post, post two others please

[JC Denton]

tony blair vs george bush?

[Cannibal Clown]

How about Tony Blair VS the Blair Witch instead

[007_JamesBond]

I dont know the Blair witch, maybe

Gore vs. Bush

[Cannibal Clown]

Gore because he's got all of that rage built up inside him from loosing the election.

It'd be like when Gohan kicked Cells ass.

[IcyMourdor]

Bush, only because Will Ferrel does a good job of dissing him on SNL

[007_JamesBond]

Not the Ferrel impresion but the real one, you nut
Bush would waste that messed up waste of space

[Cannibal Clown]

Yeah, but Bush is also a lot older than Gore, and from the looks of it, a lot weaker too. I mean, what if Gore caught him off guard and body slammed him. His bones would shatter.

Go Gore!!!!

[007_JamesBond]

that would be the only way that he could win because after the election Gore went on a eating binge, Bush had his drug problem and learned to fight under pressure, so bush would win

[IcyMourdor]

Comedy Central vs Cartoon Network

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Ok next fight.

Scott Stapp vs. Fred durst<-------------Stapp really did challenge durst to a fight after durst attacked him onstage.

[007_JamesBond]

Stapp would waste that broken band mealy mouthed croch phesant

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Yes Stapp is a tough mother from what i heard.When he offered Durst the match for a charity thing he rejected.

[007_JamesBond]

of course he hid in the corner like a little fairy, stapp is bigger than Durst is too

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Stapp is just really built and only 5'10"

[007_JamesBond]

wow this one will really kill you

Termonti vs. Stapp

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I dont know.Really tough.Tremonti is a lot bigger than stapp so i will put my money on him.

[Cannibal Clown]

A dodge and a chevy ramming each other head on at full speed.

Which one would make it out in one piece?

[007_JamesBond]

the chevy all the way

yogurt or pudding

[Cannibal Clown]

Yogart, because you can eat it warm or cold. But I don't think any of them could really win anything, it's more of an opinion thing. We need another good fight between two people.

[007_JamesBond]

of course

the resident evil chick vs. the Tomb Raider

[IcyMourdor]

The chick from RE (can't remember her name) would easily beat Angela Jolie in a fight.

[007_JamesBond]

got that right unless she lost her mem and couldn't remember how to do that stuff that she did in the movie

[IcyMourdor]

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffion

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Originally posted by Mourdor
Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffion


Umm we already had that one.Somebody post a new one.

[IcyMourdor]

Really? Sorry about that.

[JC Denton]

squall vs cloud?

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Im going with cloud in this one.

[JC Denton]

which one is better
lionheart or omni slash?
i couldn't say

but i agree cloud would win he is more troubled and he has a sword that is the same size as him

[007_JamesBond]

Oh I dont know how about Lionheart

Korn vs. Limp Bizkit

[Uchiha Sasuke]

I'm going with korn because i hate limp bizkit.

[IcyMourdor]

I'm gonna have to go with Korn, even though I don't like either of them.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Guitar Manufacture Fight.Gibson vs.Fender.

[007_JamesBond]

Oh I dont really know alot about guitars but Ill go with the gibson

Bob Dole vs. G Bush the senior

[trunks69420]

Bob Dole, hes probably gonna stay up longer;) (viagara)
how about Obi wan Vs. Bobba Fett

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Obi wan he has the force!.

[IcyMourdor]

Is this the old or the young Obi Wan?

The young Obi Wan would lose, but the old one would win.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

What are you talking about the young one beat darth maul.Bobba Fett is just a bounty hunter with no special powers.

[IcyMourdor]

The young one was skillful, but he got too enraged and that can be any persons downfall.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Ok obi wan isnt fighting some emporor he fighting boba fett a bounty hunter ok.No mind tricks or anything.Obi wan young would stomp his a$$

[007_JamesBond]

Obi would waste him no question

the Easter Bunny vs. the ST. Patricks day leprachan

[Cannibal Clown]

Those leprechans would waste the easter bunny. they could buy off some big hnch men with all of their gold and destroy that dumb rabbit. Then they would have control over two holidays.

Silly rabit, Trix are for kids.

[trunks69420]

Definitely agree w/ cannibal. Hasnt anyone seen the Leprechan series??
How about Tom Green Vs. Johnny Knoxville

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Tom green suffers from brain damage and knoxville is just plain dumb.But in the end i would go with knoxville cause the crap he takes.

[007_JamesBond]

knoxville all the way

Peter Griffen vs. Alec Trebeck

[trunks69420]

Trebec!! W/ that guido mustache...
how about Darth Maul Vs. Plo Koon

[007_JamesBond]

I dont know about that one, I would go with Maul

and I think that Peter might win

Vanna White vs. the Weakest link lady

[trunks69420]

Vanna white walks the walk, but the "Weakest link" lady is a twig that noone likes. Mos Def Vanna

Straight women Vs. Lesbian Women

[JC Denton]

i dunno, but i would love to see the fight.


diablo vs sepheroph (poor spelling)
i think sepheroph could easily take the red monster, but thats only my opinion.

[Cannibal Clown]

Screw Diablo, Sepheroth rules! He'd win for sure!

Mickey Mouse, or Goofy?

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Its goofy all the way.

[007_JamesBond]

Micky has his head stuck to far up Plutos a$$, lol
Goofy all the way

If these teo states were to fight who would win, off the subject but what the hell

Indiana vs. Ohio

[trunks69420]

I would have to say Ohio, because there is a great sports bar called BW3's and it has the hottest wings and chili i have ever had!!

Michael Jordan Vs. Kobe Bryant (Fight to the death)

[007_JamesBond]

I guess that if I ever go there I will have to try the wings

Jordan in my opinion

Shaquille O'neal vs. Kobe Bryant

[trunks69420]

I saw that fight on the new Episodes of Celebrity Deathmatch, but in the real world Shaq would murder that Kobe twig.

Playboy Vs. Hustler (the magazines)

[JC Denton]

why dont you scan in a couple of pages and put them up, then we shall decide.

[Cannibal Clown]

yeah, with magazines, we'll need actural pics to help us decide. so post a few selected pages and I'll surely give you an answer.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Playboy's more well know and i have a lot of them but i really like that articles in hustler so thats my choice.Hustler

[007_JamesBond]

but in Hustler some of the pics look a little off and far out so I would have to go with playboy, but SSSnake in my opinion would know way more about this subject too