Laughing Thread

[kamari-ice]

Hey school is coming up, I wish it wasn't. But since summer is almost over, for some of us, lets make these last days something to remember for the whole year. Post something funny, that you heard or ya made up. Even though you think its stupid, its probably funny to us.

Here is mine.

Why did Fortune cross the road.
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To get to Harry and marry him.

Lamo huh?
Made me laugh. :disturb:

[Pu the Owl]

I think the little story you posted was kinda tragic, at least for Harry :shock:
It seems you're easily amused kamari :laugh:
Oh well, I guess it's a quality sometimes...

[Sleazy P Martini]

http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/rabbits.jpg

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Originally posted by Sleazy P Martini
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/rabbits.jpg


Sleazy...............WTF............... lmao.

[AudioBoxer]

ok here is a joke its not that bad but laugh cus I made it up




After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.

Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items.

"Well, what do you think" his wife asked smiling.

"Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General Motors!"

[AudioBoxer]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0842.jpg another made up joke

"The Top 15 Events in the Taliban Olympics"

15. The Long-Distance Bite-Off-More-Than-You-Can-Chew

14. The Four-Man Bomb Sled

13. Synchronized Surrendering

12. Jalalabadminton

11. Women's 4x200 Avoid-Drowning-in-the-Burqa Relay

10. Decapitathlon

9. Women's Downhill-From-Here Flogging

8. Sprint into the Dark Ages

7. Buddha Statue Marksmanship

6. Women's Don't-Show-Your-Figure Skating

5. Tora Bora Cave Whack-a-Mole

4. Regardless of the event, the Russian judge will still cheat

3. Mixed Pairs Minefield Dancing (Men only)

2. Goat Vaulting

1. The 600-Yard Bowel-Evacuating Daisy-Cutter Dash



another one



"O'Flynn's Liquor Shop"

Sister Mary Margaret enters O'Flynn's liquor shop. "I'd like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey", she tells O'Flynn.

The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. "A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun too."

"Oh no, no," Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. "It's for Father Reilly. His constipation, you know."

O'Flynn smiles, nods, and puts a bottle into a bag. Sister Mary Margaret pays, takes the bag and goes on her way.

Later that day, O'Flynn closes shop for the day. On his way home he passes an alley. There in the alley is Sister Mary Margaret. She's rip roaring drunk, the empty bottle at her side.

"Sister!" O'Flynn scolds. "And you said it was for Father Reilly's constipation."

"It is," answers Sister Mary Margaret. "When he sees me, he's gonna shit!"

[AudioBoxer]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0839.jpg http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0742.jpg

[jjmoohead]

greatest joke ever...


What did the fish say when he ran into the wall!

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[merylsilverburg]

Originally posted by Sleazy P Martini
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/rabbits.jpg

Oh man....this has gotta be the funniest image I've seen in a long time. :laugh: I laughed for 5 minutes with this pic. Thanks for posting it Sleazy, I needed a good laugh. :laugh:

[MakgSnake]

What Does That Image Mean????

[Ice Cold]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal016.jpg

LOL :laugh:

[Ice Cold]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/comedy/fat_superman.gif

[kamari-ice]

Those are funny, need to find a funny pic.

[Hadoken]

How many kittens have you killed??
http://wsbf.net/cowgod/crap/boards/new/domokun-gokillskittens.jpg

[Hadoken]

this is probably what your all thinking now
http://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/kenny/sweet/whut.jpg

[Rei]

You guys posted some really scary pics! EEK! :shock: Please, save the kitten! :laugh:

[Sleazy P Martini]

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal013.jpg

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal019.jpg

http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal036.jpg

[Rei]

OMG!!!!! *dies laughing* Those last pics are amazing! Kittens are getting their revenge! :laugh:

[Ice Cold]

THey better get there revenge before God kills them all. LOL j/k

[RobHardo]

http://www.funpic.hu/ot2/ot4696.jpg

[merylsilverburg]

Originally posted by Hadoken
How many kittens have you killed??
http://wsbf.net/cowgod/crap/boards/new/domokun-gokillskittens.jpg

Omigod, those two brown plushies in the background is Domo-kun! I never thought I see them anywhere else. Boy, Domo-kun is sure getting popular in the states. Funny image, BTW. :D

Also, I agree with Had on your banana pic, Solid: Snake. It is too inappropriate for this place. :nono:

[Hadoken]

You know the domo-kun too?:laugh:
I suppose they are getting popular. Supposed to be mascots for some japanese television station. well thats what i heard.
I found a nice little clip with those guys in it. its 10MB though, so if anyone wants to watch it, feel free do download it directly from this link.
http://www.annexia.org/tmp/18-domo-xanadu.avi
(Right-click and save target as)

[Sleazy P Martini]

http://fazed.net/humor/images/htmlcoder.jpg

[jjmoohead]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/39.jpghttp://www.vickysjokes.com/frogs.gif
http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/hillary_baby.jpg http://www.vickysjokes.com/funny/changeme.jpg

[jjmoohead]

http://www.vickysjokes.com/honesty.jpg

[AudioBoxer]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0844.jpg http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0831.jpg http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0325.jpg http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0324.jpg

[AudioBoxer]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0323.gif http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0323.gif http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0321.gif http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0319.jpg

[AudioBoxer]

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0318.jpg http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0315.jpg

watch this one..................http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0312.gif Funny!!!

http://www.humorweb.net/pictures/0309.jpg

[merylsilverburg]

Originally posted by Hadoken
You know the domo-kun too?:laugh:
I suppose they are getting popular. Supposed to be mascots for some japanese television station. well thats what i heard.
I found a nice little clip with those guys in it. its 10MB though, so if anyone wants to watch it, feel free do download it directly from this link.
http://www.annexia.org/tmp/18-domo-xanadu.avi
(Right-click and save target as)

Yeah I know Domo-kun. I read about them in a mag and I heard that they were in a Japanese commercial and since he was popular, he became a little well known mascot. Raver kids in cities just love the little guy. :D Thanks for the link, BTW, I'll check it out!

[Sleazy P Martini]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboard-3.jpg

[kupoartist]

This isn't mine, but I couldn't find the original:
http://hosted.barrysworld.net/theartist/images/directxor.jpg

Edit: it was quick... don't ask :laugh: (Nomura is the Kingdom Hearts character designer btw...)

http://hosted.barrysworld.net/theartist/images/khw.jpg

[TtTackler]

Oh lord.. :laugh:

[Sleazy P Martini]

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/stone.jpg

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/watch.jpg

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/cd-rom.jpg

[AudioBoxer]

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-20.jpg http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-21.jpg http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-28.jpg

[AudioBoxer]

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-29.jpg This next one is the best!!!!!!!!http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-31.jpg

[Frozen]

This one may be quite old th
http://www.iespana.es/tonterias/especial/torresgemelas/papel_higienico.jpg

[mark0™]

Originally posted by merylsilverburg

Yeah I know Domo-kun. I read about them in a mag and I heard that they were in a Japanese commercial and since he was popular, he became a little well known mascot. Raver kids in cities just love the little guy. :D Thanks for the link, BTW, I'll check it out!

sorry this is a little dated now, but I wasn't around at this time, Meryl, do you know any sites where to get Domo-kun?

Apprecitate it.