fav quote's?

[Beretta55]

hey you can have a quote from somebody's quote on the forum,moive,game,cd anything. here's mine.

you will be in hell before me save me a sit okay?

shut your mouth!!

kill the yardie's!! wash your shame in your enemy's blood!!

[RobHardo]

"I am a sexy Beast! YeAh"

"Go ahead and ask yourself, do i feel lucky, well do ya, punks."

" We didn't land the white man, the white man landed on us."

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

" Dr. Evil you keep your mojo and your money, and i get your baby, I want my baby back baby back.........ribs, i want my baby back baby back...........ribs"

[Pu the Owl]

"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all." - Woody Allen

"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more." - Woody Allen

"Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much" - John Wayne

"A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me." - Rudolph Valentino

"That's not art. A striptease isn't art. It's too direct. It's more direct than art. That woman's body up there? It's a big juicy steak. It's a glass of gin. It's a hormone extract. Streptomycin. Uranium!" - Akira Kurosawa

"Why does everyone bother to live? One day we'll all die anyhow."

"There is increasing interaction between images and language. One might say that living in society today is almost like living in a vast comic strip."

[IcyMourdor]

Two of my favorite cliches and proverbs screwed up in my fav movie.

"You know what they say, people in glass houses, sink ships."

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the !@#$ outta here."

[KraftSLU]

This was a conversation between Winston Churchill and Lady Astairre (sp?):

"Sir, If you were my husband I would poision your tea!"
"Ma'am, if you were my wife, I would drink it!"

"If you're going through hell, keep going" -Churchill

"After all, son, if all your friend's names were Cliff would you jump off of one?" -Jimmy Neutron's Dad

[007_JamesBond]

here is just a mere few of mine

Vini Vidi Vichi

we are what we repeatedly do excellance than it is not an act but a habit

half of everything is luck and the other half, fate

it is not god that created man but man that created god

[Daniel Legge]

"oh my god im 26 hours late for work"

Marge:homer dont do it u will kill us all
Homer:or die trying

from the simpsons

[Pu the Owl]

Originally posted by 007_JamesBond
Vini Vidi Vichi

This is the latin quotation, right? I think so, at least it seems. In that case the correct sentence is "Veni Vidi Vici".

[007_JamesBond]

yeah Caesar wrote it on a caravan on his way back to rome, after all you would know

I came I saw I counqured

[Beretta55]

here's some more.

you mocked me!! laughed at me!! pushed me away!! ignored me and now its your tun to go into the darkness!!-my quote

i think my partner's a rat rub him out!!!-ray from GTA3

we are screwed man!! screwed!!!-halo

[Neo_Soldier28]

"Life's too short to be mad all the time"

"OLE!" -OUTLAW GOLF

"Are you man enough for el suave" -OUTLAW GOLF

"Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise." -Benjamin Franklin

[kupoartist]

These are all fresh in my mind because I heard them recently...

"hey it's you! Sorry we already heard about you. In addition to dressing like a woman, it seems you like to smash and grind things. We only let cultured customers in! Got it? the nyou better leave!" - Guy outside the Honeybee Inn, to Cloud FF7 - possibly the funniest in-game quote

"Oww! that hurt you idiot! You fight like a girl! I mean honestly. Who throws a shoe?!" - Austin Powers to Random Task in Austin Powers 1

"Whats the blandest thing on the menu?" - Kulvinder Ghir, in the Goodness Gracious Me "English resturant" sketch.

"My bionic eye allows me to see objects" the "six million rupee man" also from Goodness Gracious Me.

"he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy" - Brian's Mum - Monty Python's Life of Brian.

"I have a cunning plan..." Baldrick - Blackadder. all of them ^_^

"damn! I forgot to ask him if there are any curry houses in Dallas!!" Lister, about JFK after he shoots himself from behind the Grassy-Gnoll - Red Dwarf VII

[Gadzoox]

"Everyone has bad days, even if you are Superman!" ~Nicolas Cage

"My brain hurts." ~Monty Python (RULES!!)

"Poopo?" ~me

[Beretta55]

no!! i will not let you get away with this!! and with your thoughtless! schemeing!!!-me

even evil has it's perk's-me

you wanna live or die either way the choice is mine-videogame

[Beretta55]

remember ps2fantasy i will alway's be with you and alway's by yourside you are what make's the world pure-me

i would still pick my friend's over you!!-a new found glory

remember my face!! remember this face you mocked torured and when im big i will be laughing over you!!-me

why do you want to make fun of me!! why do you go on with this thoughless schemeing!!!?-Korn

[Daniel Legge]

"Hes had it in for me eva since i kind of ran over his dog,"

"really"

"well if u replace the words kind of with repeatably and dog with son"

[Beretta55]

you will die!! for what you have done to me!!! this is the last straw you shall go down with the rest!!-me

why do you make fun of me? arent i just the same as you? why is there haterd anger and killing? why must it go on why must i feel this pain to a everlasting hell!!-me

[Ice Cold]

You ***Hole! (Jim Lewis)

[Sid554]

It's not wise to upset a wookiee. - Han Solo

[AudioBoxer]

"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President


"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer


"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress


"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

[AudioBoxer]

Every morning is the dawn of a new error

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay

Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved

Dain bramaged

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

A Laundromat:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Here's the one that apply's to my life

~Believe what you will, that is your right But I choose to win, So I choose to fight~Creed

[JC Denton]

"hope is the first step on the road to disappointment" book of proverbs

"if you point your finger at someone else to blame you are also pointing four fingers of blame at yourself"

"it takes 32 muscles to frown at someone, but only 12 to smile but remeber it only takes 4 to punch them in the face.

"victory needs no explaination, defeat allows none"book of proverbs