Add to it....

[jjmoohead]

Ok I did one of these last time I was here and hit was a huge it, lets give it a whirl. Once I finnish the next person adds to it an so on. Lets try it,.


Once there was this boy named george, and he had a really big dream of one day being....

[Sword 4 Hire]

An American Gladiator...he always loved watching the show and hoped that one day he too could...

[happy_doughnut]

Masturbate in public ! Oh yes !
Yes, he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his idol ...

[Sword 4 Hire]

Masta Onion, so he moved to Masta Onion's dojo and mastered the arts of Chop Chopping and....

[happy_doughnut]

Kung-Fu. He figured that being famous and a super-martial arts leader would lead him to loads of ca$$. So one day he saw and old lady and decided to. . .

[IcyMourdor]

Beg for money by getting on his knees and pleading. After the old lady slaps him...

[jjmoohead]

with a lions head that happened to be sitting outside of a safari store, george used his newly gained kund fu to fight the old lady, he got into a his tiger fighting style and...

[Hadoken]

the old lady went into her dragon stance, the two fought in a fiece battle, george used his scratch old lady with scrathy claws move and...

[jjmoohead]

dropped her cane and feel over...george put one foot on her chest, did his best Hulk Hogan impression and then look at the lady and said....

[Hylas]

"OMG! This is my mother!" and george's mother was really pissed off for her son's behaviour, so ...

[jjmoohead]

she got up grabbed george by the ear and dragged him to the nerest walmart where she forced him to....

[Hylas]

.... eat cauliflowers, and we all know the effect of cauliflowers when george eats them! But the mother didn't seem to know this terrible danger...

[Lost_myth]

that his head shrinks. So she went to get some....

[AudioBoxer]

porno, not for him for his dog, for some strange reason his dog beats his meat to humans so his dog walks off after doing his business and decides to put some music on then he grabs the Cd...................

[Lost_myth]

Kenny chesney Live (country) and starts to dance with george until.....

[AudioBoxer]

georges mom walks in on him while his pants are down and he is watching C-SPAN, then all of a sudden he gets a letter in the mail from ESPN saying that....................................

[Lost_myth]

it's illegal to watch this show while doing that. So they take action by....

[Faile]

forcing him to become a wrestler.

He had to choose himself a name ...

[Ruby Moon]

...but he had a really hard time choosing this name, because he wanted the coolest name ever. So he started reading the white pages looking for a decent name and finally...

[Lost_myth]

he decided page 3. After that he went to the dump to find a costume and it was made out of...

[Cannibal Clown]

Bubble gum and cleanex.

"Yes he said to himself, this will be the greatest costume ever."

he put the suit on and looked at himselfin the mirror for a moment, aweing at his magnificance. Thinking about all of the hot women he will meet and how rich he will be after becoming a wrestling legend.

He then slipped into a daydream of seeing himself in a ring and millions of fans yelling out his name. "Page III, Page III Page III!" The news reporters everywhere, and allof the women , oh yes the women, flocking from everywhich direction. "Oh Page III, can we have your autograph." "Will you sign my breasts?" "Can we have a later wrestling competition, one on one?"

After George began to think of what his life could be, he decided that this is how his life was meant to be. He culdn't wait for the day his dream would come true. But then he saw the bill for his bubble gum and cleanex suit, and he knew that he could never afford it. Apperently, even at this dump, there was an old man making profit off of whatever was there, putting price tags on everything. Looking down at the price "$29.95" He could never pay that off. Not in a million years. He then put the suit back on the garbage can rack and left the dump store, thinking how pethetic his life will be because of hie dead end life.

But then he saw it, the greatest wrestling costume ever, lying on the curb down the street. It was a large beer barrel with armn straps, with the number 3 printed on it.

He ran to the curb with excitement, about to take his barrel home, but when he got to it, he was abruptly halted by...

[Faile]

an incredibly rapid flash flood.

looking for a way past the water he spied a ...

[Cannibal Clown]

large boxcar, lying over an old train track. He quickly jumps inside and closes the door.

He waitsindise the cart, listening to the water crashing onto the side, the entire floor rocking back and forth. He crouches in the corner, and holds to the sides, keeping himself from flying from side to side.

"Crap, i hope that this train car is water proof."
George continues to brace himself as violent crashes continue to shake the boxcar. Then one huge tidal wave bashes into the car and the force throws George to the wall and rendures him unconsious.


He wakes up with a bruiseon his side of his head.

"What the hell happened?" He says to himself, as he listens carefully, trying to hear if the storm is over. He an hear light waves flowing outside the cart, but not crashing onto the walls. He notices a few holes in the ceiling, and sees sunlight comming from the top.

"I guess that means that the storm is over."

George slowly gets up, letting up a short moan, as he holds his back, from sleeping on it wrong. He sturdies himself and stands upright. He moves to the door, and forces it open. He is blinded by the bright light, as he notices that he isn't in the city anymore, but he is somewhere in the pacific ocean, on an island. He sees the beach, and a few birds flocking around him.

"Where the hell am i?" he asks himself, looking at the tropical trees and the beach extending for several miles to each direction.

Then suddenly he sees a figure walking up to him from the dark forest. The figure comes into view and...

[AudioBoxer]

a large pain goes to his crotch and starts to itch his hives, they got so outa control that...................

[Lost_myth]

this lady put some cream on it. She liked to smell it first but when she smelled it she didn't know that it was...

[AudioBoxer]

she started to glaze at the bottle of the cream, and noticed that it was pimpin Juice so she threw it away and it rolled down the street, then some bum picked it up and did.........

[Lost_myth]

put some up on his face. His clothes changed into pimping clothes and he got everything he wanted until one day...

[AudioBoxer]

he found he was gay, so he ate some hay, on a sunny day, then gay ray, found this fellow ray, the started be gay, then george turned gay.......

[jjmoohead]

then george was like no wait a minute, im not gay. What is going on here. Realizing he was in a land of make believe, he said the hell with this and went to....

[Lost_myth]

the window of the empire state building. He jumped out and a couple seconds later he...

[AudioBoxer]

fell on top of Bill Clinton, george looked down at bills knees and saw...........

[Lost_myth]

that he was wearing a suit of meat covered in chocolate sauce and tiny fish. So george then...

[MakgSnake]

Saw Something ....Running Towards Him, He Tried To Focus On What It Is........As It Came Near.....It Was....

[AudioBoxer]

Barney the big purpel kid dream, so he got up and pulled out is 12 guage and started blastin away, then he heard.................

[Beretta55]

yell's of hippie's comeing after george so he ran into a record store and saw a big giant......

[MakgSnake]

Monster, Asking Him To Open A CD Case For Him As His Fingers Are Too Big To Do The Job. He Opens The CD Case And Suddenly From Inside It......A Flashing Light Arises And....

[AudioBoxer]

Madona came over and started to sing to george, He like it soooo much that

[Lost_myth]

he puked all over her. So she then...

[AudioBoxer]

Saw a shed of light then all of a sudden, xXx comes by and starts to blast away at.....................

[Beretta55]

the icecream man.....the icecream man lay's dead on the ground so george goes over and steal's the icecream but just then a........